The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:06 am

Arrrgh...ye has floaty poop wot takes fifteen buckets o bilge water ta flush!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:33 am

Har, ye pushes yer floaters round the bend with yer peg-leg.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 am

Harrrgh...a bend? Ye has a woman's toilet...I'll wager that loo has ne'r been blocked fer days after a Fish Head Stoo Banquet!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:57 am

Harr - ye couldn't block a toilet with a gallon of fish-'ed stoo.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:48 pm

Neigh but ^ Ye could plaster it further than 2 gallons ov a bad vindaloo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:39 am

Yarrgh...Ye looks loik an hextra from Stingray!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:17 am

(fighting to overcome thee nausea of such an image...)

Arrrgh...Ye be thee onlee Pyrate Cap'n wot fills his croo's stockins wiv choklat weevils.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:03 pm

Arrrrggghhhh Yer ^ sutch a tietarse ye sucks the choklit offen yars and slips 'em back in thee bred-makin' flower when thee cru arnt lookin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:25 am

Aaaaargh...I've heard that your idearrgh of a xmas lucky dip be Keel Haulin wiv added tinsle.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:13 pm

Ye burry silly an stuff ! rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:21 am

Arrrrrrr we was gunna use ye ^ fer the Monkey-tree star until we remember'd ye arnt thart bright.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:29 am

Aaaaaargh yer chestnuts shrivelled an yer Sprouts wilted!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:34 pm

Arrrggghhh ye've barnerkels on yer cannon bawls an' yer cannon fires nort but blanks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:33 am

Arrrgh...yer gundeck looks loik a coconut shy wivout any coconuts!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:27 pm

Arrrrrr ^ yer crue thawt ta 'onor ye buy makin a new figger'ead in yer likeness but fergot the idear wen remoinded ye looked loike the sowth end ov a north travellin camel.
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