The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:43 pm

'Tis sumthin' we downt loike ta menshun, 'ow ye hanoints thyself daily wit a tub o'lard.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:49 pm

Yer maye not loikes t'menshun hit, but tis well knowne ye copies hit.
Ye owes yer crewe munfs ov backe wages, frittered aweigh in tubbes o'lard, tryin' ter regain yer loste and waysted youf.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:32 pm

Arrr ye still be mis-spendin' yer youf [or be it mis-spendin' thee kids in'eritance?] ridin' abowt on chopped 'Arlies.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:44 pm

Ye knows roight well oi duzzint care ter 'ave chilluns or chopped 'Arrrghlies abowt thee Mad Moggies Revenge.

At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:23 am

Arrr yer fergot thee dingo eatin' babies... or wert thart baby eatin' dingoes?
Iffin we 'ad lines, tyegers an' woolfs ere theyd make your uns look loike kitties an' chewhawhas.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:24 pm

Yarrrgh, ye've nivver seen thee orrifick chew-ha-has that runs pert near woild in thee Ocean o' Sand. Brace yerse'f afore ye turns yer one good oi t'this feerce dogge. Once scene, hit can nivverbe *un*scene.

Take that, ye countryman of Melle Gibsonne an Ruperrrrt Murrrghdoch!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:18 am

Ye be a roight blaggard but I greatfullee haccepts thee avatar from Toys Arrgh Us.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:56 am

^ye've not looked so good since ye last had yer bottom scraped clean o barnacles.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:19 am

Yahhrrr twas a terrybul rackket them drivin' yer ^ pyles back in.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:49 pm

^ Oi sees as ye got nuffink left hup yer sleave but yer hook.
'Tis a pitee. Not surproise, moinde ye, jest a pitee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:12 pm

Arrrrr sayve yer pitee fer yerself pieces... yer roight hook coodent punch yer way owt ov wet paper sak.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:30 pm

Arrrgh, 'tis in me moind that yer roight hook be nuffink more than a cabbin bouy's plasticke cuff.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:19 pm

Arrrrrr thee parrit hupon yer ^ showlder tis long gone ta meet 'is maker. Ye 'as tyed it thar ta blame fer yer Tourettes owtbersts.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:40 pm

Yarrrgh, I got nuffink.




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Ye hazza jyint burdy on her hed !
an I bet ee godda go ta tha poppy del!

Ye gunna b soooweeeeee soon .

rrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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