Wot' d' we d' 'bout gettin' things fired up 'gain, mateys.

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Wot' d' we d' 'bout gettin' things fired up 'gain, mateys.

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:54 pm

Ah' know they az' been som' troublein' times 'round eze' parts, but that be no reason as teh' not try an' get it back teh' its steamrolling, pillagin', plunderin', grog n' wenchin', drunken wobblin', comedic bumblein' self that Portsmouth used teh' be. I says we best start by gettin' the ol' Admiral Benbow back n' order. Ater' all, what kinda' scallywags paradise don' ave' no place teh' drink. If ye be willin', feel free teh' climb aboard an' elp' me wit' this effort. We may be a wee' bit short handed, arrr, no doubtin' at', but perhaps we can change at' too. An' ye ouht' teh' member' is', I don' matter ow' bad teh' past be. S' long as ye keep teh' memories of teh' our fallin' crew in mind an' art' ye can make is' places futrue......future......arrrhhh, I got it at' time. Ye can make is' places future bright as teh' morning sun avter' a wild night at the Admiral Benbow. Ell', many not at' bright, but ye gets my meanin'. Orry' 'bout teh' inspirational speech, but I ad' teh' get it out o' me system.


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Re: Wot' d' we d' 'bout gettin' things fired up 'gain, mateys.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:45 am

Hokay unca wandum wun !
I weddy wen ye be rrrrrrrrr!
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