The Flustered Sail

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The Flustered Sail

Postby TheRandomOne » Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:54 am

Avast, mateys. This be a recolectin' place fer te' Sea Faring Tales o' Cap'n Random- most dramatic pirate te' sail te' igh' seas( with many more traits teh be added later)
Note: all talk in story will be non pirate except for actual speech by characters.

We start on a day like any other. Cap'n Random and his crew(the original werabouts of which are unknown) were sailing through the high seas, on a day so sunny it made many a watchman think twice before climbing the crows nest. "Arrggg", thought Random," even I ave' no idea ere' 'xactly is' lot came from. I don' even know ere' meself came from fer certain. Aye, it'll probably be revealed in som' big expositions backstory watcha-ma-call-it thing a few posts from now." Now, disregarding that Random nearly broke the forth wall "Aye, ere' tha' stale beer d' at' ere' narrator com' from? " (ahem) we return to the sceen of his crew and his ship, the Not Quite Jolly An' Definitely Not A Roger, we see him getting irrated at the fact that his crew keeps shantying, and he keeps having to get them to pay attention." Arrr, ye blaggerds, keep yer eye(s) on te' shoreline, er' else we'll end up sunk er' marooned!" Still, Random's crew did not listen.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs, at' be all I ave' fer te' time bein'.Feel free te' give me any suggestions ye ave', an a very good Friday te' ye all.
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:19 am

Um um um , tha croo be notty all dey wanna do is git into tha woeboat an go pway wiff stuff .
C'mon nef yoo
dey sayd
Jump abord wiff us cos we gunna git blown ashore !
Hokay !
I sayd
Et a liddle bit wainy i beddarr git me wubbarrs ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:46 pm

... coz oi doan wanna loose me canons or drawp me balls ...
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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:24 am

...as oi depozit me lowd
of annemisshun unta me berf abord tha Long Naymd Wot He Sayd shup,
capind bye Capin Wundumwun , he sayd

" Ahoy Mateys , oi sins dat morels be down , butts dunt wurry oi bin blown agrounde befoars an aldo we be spint
so saucetid fwum bin blown agrownd we haft a noyce supparrrrr affer ."

Tha eyelind be a big wun wiff ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby ChowMein » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:26 am

... out thee amenities of Portsmouth and thee crew ...

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:49 am

... dint beleef tha puddy
an' wint ta look for holes ta dug onna noyce sandy beech wiff a dozen ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby ChowMein » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:48 am

... cases of ...

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:02 pm

... dyed urea inna bery big ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Flustered Sail

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:46 pm

... fart may kit tink hup tha dek !
din ellybudy wanna go hoam fur supparr !
bfor et git too darrk rrrrrrrrr

Da ENd rrrrr
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