Contrary to the hate mail post ‘you'll never be able to buy a pirate ship’. I have just bought a ship and i am converting her to a pirate live aboard so as to bring more pirates to the Mediterranean and avert global warming in this area. I am building pasta cannon and meatball launchers as i intend to fire ragu at the needy.
I intend to rescue standed migrants and search for sucken treasure.
I will be launching a fb page and youtube channel so you can follow my progress if you are interested. I am a direct decendant of Ramen Ramenson and Nudella Nudledottir the celebrated vicking partners who 1000 years ago famously invent the helmet with the horns on the inside! Norse Pirate without equal. They gave candies to children before that became a bit creepy...
I hope to launch a kickstarter this year to help in converting my ship to a pirate ship and hope you will all get involved. I have applied for my ordination and hope to offer weddings aboard from 2017. I have 4 double en suite cabins and extra bohemian accomodation when necessary.
I will be offering the various crew positions in exchange for sponsorship. So if you want to be a member of my crew roster watch out for my campaign. My pirate wench and i have jacked in our jobs and sold all our worldly possessions to follow his Bowliness’ path – the way of the pirate. If you wish to know more or get involved please mail me at waltonasatgeemale.com - You know what i mean. ;)
I will post some pictures shortly of our refit.
Arghahaha!
Grey Beard
