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I have no opinion.
However, I do like graphs.
Perhaps if there were more graphs of pirates it would help stop global warming.
However, I do like graphs.
Perhaps if there were more graphs of pirates it would help stop global warming.
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This was genius though:
Worthy of a poster.

Worthy of a poster.
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Re: Graph
black bart wrote:This was genius though:
Worthy of a poster.
this might possibly be Pulitzer material here-- note I say possibly
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He be cryin at the lack o pirates ye burk!
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Re: global warming
Ezkerraldean wrote:as we know through indisputable evidence, pirates act to keep the world cooler, as when their numbers decrease, the earth becomes warmer. but how do they achieve this?
Arrrgh! On me recent long (and eventful) voyage I woz worryin me pretty head about this conundrum. I wonder could it be the flappin of the parrot's wings that does cool the air? Possibly also the breezes created by the flourishin of so many Jolly Rogers flying to flagrantly on so many mizzen masts would create a coolin effect?
But then, I thought, could the amount o methane emitted by piratical flatulence (not ter mention fish-head stew production) be contributin ter ye Greene House Effecte and would one tend ter cancel out the other if yez get me drift?
Aaarrrrgggh!
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The official answer from Bart Industries with regard to gaseous emissions from Fish Head Stew Production:
There is no danger to the environment as ALL Excess gas is burnt off, and this sign is posted around all our factories:

There is no danger to the environment as ALL Excess gas is burnt off, and this sign is posted around all our factories:

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