Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
What a bunch of idiots.
You here that you are starting to like a bunch of religious fanatics trying to express there badness.
At least WBC is funny, you're boring because you make sense.
You here that you are starting to like a bunch of religious fanatics trying to express there badness.
At least WBC is funny, you're boring because you make sense.
Humans are strange beings, you can catch monkeys with them.
Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
YArrrrr...
Can someone go and fetch that blaggard his meds?
Can someone go and fetch that blaggard his meds?
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...
Can someone go and fetch that blaggard his meds?
Arrrgh...he's been at thee salt water Cap'n Dave...fetch thee Bilge...er...stomach pump!
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YArrrr...
Whatever it is, Oim havin some
Whatever it is, Oim havin some

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Oi think he's been at Bart's Fish 'ead Stoo, and it's givin him the deliriums, it has.
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
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Yarrrgh! Muss be fish head stoo pysinin'! Wye else wood 'e stumble into Portsmouth, hattemptin t'hinsult us wif naymes loike "relfectors"? *RELFECTORS* ?!?!?
Oi sais, mayke 'im walk thee plank, an 'e can ponder hat length on whevver 'e be hack shoely hex spear yentsin' thee broiny deepe, oar if hit jest seemes loike e's awl wette.
Oi sais, mayke 'im walk thee plank, an 'e can ponder hat length on whevver 'e be hack shoely hex spear yentsin' thee broiny deepe, oar if hit jest seemes loike e's awl wette.
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Arrrgh...the gibberin...the senselessness...the bad spellin...
he be born ta write Long Winded Tales!
he be born ta write Long Winded Tales!
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
YArrrr...
Oi thought you were gonna include flatulence in that decripshun, but that's another long winded tail/tale.
Oi thought you were gonna include flatulence in that decripshun, but that's another long winded tail/tale.
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Arrgh did ye have a look at me film vershun o the Long Winded Tales?...tis almost as scaree as 'The Night o Terror' wot we sent out to ye in Oz.
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YArrrr...
Not yet matey. O'ill have a look - that would be scary!
Not yet matey. O'ill have a look - that would be scary!
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
It was onlee thee first attempt...twill be directed by Terry Gilliaaaarghm next toim.
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
I see a bunch of admins and mermaid pretending to be a pirate.
*Shark attack*
Whoops, I think I swallowed my mermaid when I thought she was a pirate.
No, problem I'll find her again when I need her like I always do.
*spits out Ubi Dubium*
*Shark attack*
Whoops, I think I swallowed my mermaid when I thought she was a pirate.
No, problem I'll find her again when I need her like I always do.
*spits out Ubi Dubium*
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
pieces o'nine wrote:*RELFECTORS* ?!?!?
What you call Relfectors would look very much like a clever Dutch/English way of saying factors(factoren) causing riots(rellen).
If you like reflectors better that's fine too as long as you stay out of my waters with your shit.
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*Spits out admins that are not tough enough to resist being eaten*
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Re: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
I appreciate your concern. I assure you I know exactly what Iamdoing.
The discussion about removing words from the dictionary should have been before f*cking with f*cking was banned not after.
I could post there. I don't think that's necessary. I think my abundance of insane posts will protect me from being banned. If not there is always the option of going Dutch with my FSM I stole from you guys. I'd even pay if there is any money in the FSM idea.
F*cking words are some of the best words in the English language:
You can say f*ck you to mean I don't like you which would make no impression whatsoever.
You can say f*ck you retard to mean I like you
You can say f*ck me when you feel fucked/need to be f*cked/want me to f*ck with you
You can say f*ck
I like such words because Iamdutch and I only know a fraction of the insanity producing amounts of ways you can say exactly the same thing to me. I prefer being called a stupid fagf*cker to being called Iamtoo. When you understand that you understand me.
The Dutch language has a small amount of flexible words. The English language an infinite amount of hard/tough/difficult/uneasy/destabilizing/misunderstood/... words. I call your language confusing and prefer to use my own.
I would never say F*CK! F*CK ME! F*CK ME NOW! F*CK ME HARDER NOW YOU FAG B*TCH! unless I have a very good reason for doing it.
I watched some stupid sci fi where they said frell instead of fuck. Unimpressive. Unproductive. Stupidity produced by stupid rules obstructing creativity using language.
Seriously,
What is the worst thing that can happen? That I insult someone by being rude. I think it's far worse how the last pirate insulted my intelligence. His care for my apparent lack of scientific knowledge was not helpful but just as rude as being tossed in isolation against my will. I think superiority complexes should be removed from this forum. We should all be admins and allowed to vote who is banned/allowed based on posts not on stupid language rules. You are confusing language with posts. Posts are made up of electricity language is made up of rules.
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The discussion about removing words from the dictionary should have been before f*cking with f*cking was banned not after.
I could post there. I don't think that's necessary. I think my abundance of insane posts will protect me from being banned. If not there is always the option of going Dutch with my FSM I stole from you guys. I'd even pay if there is any money in the FSM idea.
F*cking words are some of the best words in the English language:
You can say f*ck you to mean I don't like you which would make no impression whatsoever.
You can say f*ck you retard to mean I like you
You can say f*ck me when you feel fucked/need to be f*cked/want me to f*ck with you
You can say f*ck
I like such words because Iamdutch and I only know a fraction of the insanity producing amounts of ways you can say exactly the same thing to me. I prefer being called a stupid fagf*cker to being called Iamtoo. When you understand that you understand me.
The Dutch language has a small amount of flexible words. The English language an infinite amount of hard/tough/difficult/uneasy/destabilizing/misunderstood/... words. I call your language confusing and prefer to use my own.
I would never say F*CK! F*CK ME! F*CK ME NOW! F*CK ME HARDER NOW YOU FAG B*TCH! unless I have a very good reason for doing it.
I watched some stupid sci fi where they said frell instead of fuck. Unimpressive. Unproductive. Stupidity produced by stupid rules obstructing creativity using language.
Seriously,
What is the worst thing that can happen? That I insult someone by being rude. I think it's far worse how the last pirate insulted my intelligence. His care for my apparent lack of scientific knowledge was not helpful but just as rude as being tossed in isolation against my will. I think superiority complexes should be removed from this forum. We should all be admins and allowed to vote who is banned/allowed based on posts not on stupid language rules. You are confusing language with posts. Posts are made up of electricity language is made up of rules.
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