Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
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- Mad Willyum Bonney
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Yarr peesez , oid loike ta abe a woid wiff ye bowt growpins . Arrrrrr
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Yarrrgh, many's thee toime oi 'as wisht ter 'ave a word wif Mad Willyum, wot wif 'is bein hin thee sayme emmisfear an awl. Oi sadly rememmers thee dayes wen 'e was havalabull, loike, an not be-seeged bye a whole fleet ov angry, dangerous exes wot 'ave no intentshun ov lettin annuver wench get a word wif 'im.



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I remembers when ye could clearly unnerstand what Mad Willyum Bonney were sayin'.
Errr... no I doesn't.
Errr... no I doesn't.
- black bart
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I remembers when there weren't no such thing as ink an ye had ta write yer log in blood...I was always passin out until I realised ye could use someone else's blood.
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Oi remembers when the crew were easier going 'bout a drop o' bloodshed - now it's all unions and double-time fer bloodshed on sundays and all.
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An I remembers when ye could get decent crewmen. Right 'ard bastids 'ood fight to the death over a groat. Nowadays they be a spineless bunch 'oo surrenders after bein' hit with a machete a couple o' times.
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I memmer me furd burfday rrrrrr
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I don't remember your third birthday. Any of them.
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I remembers when we used t' hold surprise parties. Usually on other people's ships. We used t' leap out an' shout "surprise".
Most profitable, it were.
Most profitable, it were.
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You can't get thee wood these days...er...
...nothin but synthetic peg legs...is wot I be meanin...
...nothin but synthetic peg legs...is wot I be meanin...

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Oi be 'earin' about these noo wood peg legs what be made boi Viagara Ltd. They be strong an' reliaball, an' they also be givin' the 'eart a workout. Yaaarrrrrggggghhhh!
Wot oi be complainin' about is thee quality of thee fish 'ead stoo. It's not loike it used ter be. Thee quality be much better.
Wot oi be complainin' about is thee quality of thee fish 'ead stoo. It's not loike it used ter be. Thee quality be much better.
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Aaargh! I remember when wimmen weren't allowed in ther h'Olympics, but etching were allowed.
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Arrrr...I remember showing a young lady me etchins... 

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Arrr... I remember a great pick-up line: "I've got crabs. Want to come back to my place and have a look at my itchings?"
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Arrr I remembers when I could 'ave a good scratch without me hook tearin' lumps out o' everything.
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