Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
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- black bart
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Aaaaarrrrgh...that was a tasty pie!
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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Aargh, oi remmemers when pie came in wun flavour an' wun flavour onlee! Gristle pie was me fav'rite! Now those blaggardy cheffs 'ave created 'meat pie' an' 'steak an' bacon pie!' Oi'll send that bloke te Davy Jones' locker iffen oi ever see 'im!
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Arrrrgh...the horigins o the famous Redde Cowwe Pie be steeped in mystery...but could this hestablishment ave anyfing ta do wiv the dreadful snacks:


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Now now Auntie, ye carrghn't be nay-sayin' a-willy-nilly then.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Aaaaarrrrgh...I remembers when the meat balls at 'Ye Olde Spaniard' inn weren't so small and chewwy:


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Arrr... I remembers when ye could wear a pirate fish T-Shirt down the pub without bein' accosted by sum drunk welsh geezer.
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Arrrgh...I remembers when ye could get a good shag at Madame Fifi's fer less than 4 Cronans.
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Mind ye... it was wit' wun o' the uvver customers, an' those be blokes.
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Aaaarrrgh...I remembers when The Admiral Benbow wasn't full of tree hugging lefties wiv Pirate Fish T Shirts on.
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Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get into a round in the Admiral Benbow without someone sayin' 'eed forgotten 'is wallet.
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Aaaarrgh...I remembers when ye needed Steel teeth to eat the sandwiches at the Admiral Benbow.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Arrrgh.
Oi rememmers wen Barrrt were jes' a wee cabbin bouy.

Oi rememmers wen Barrrt were jes' a wee cabbin bouy.

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pieces o'nine wrote:Arrrgh.
Oi rememmers wen Barrrt were jes' a wee cabbin bouy.
Aaaarrrgh...I remembers those days wiv me Grandaddy:

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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Oi rememmers when me cabin boys din't arsk fer 'Health Benefits' an' 'Maternity Leave' an' such.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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