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black bart
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Wench

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:15 am

Arrrrrrrrr....Did it tell ye that ye meets a nice wench called Mary an falls in love?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Morgaan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:37 pm

Thought I would say "Ello Hearties"
First time here


Dirty Anne Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:40 pm

A welcome to you


I be Saucy Gert Pettigrew -head ale wench at the Admiral Benbow (during the off season)- during the shipping season I captain the B#$%H which be the fastest ship around.
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Sean » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:18 pm

Dread Pirate Read

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!



Weird, I have dreads and my last name is Reid :fsm_rock:

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:02 pm

ARR-oha, Dread Pirate Read..taste 'n' education, eh?? oh well, takes all sorts to form a pillagin' croo...e komo mai to Pirates ("welcome" in Hawai'ian) from da Cannoli croo uv da "Weeping Pustule"..nex' time yer in da Admiral Benbough, we'll stand ye an' yer croo a round..(we're easy t'recognize...half kanaka (Hawai'ian) & half haole (white..sorta)..wide, fuzzy and goofy & no mind da pointed teeth..we stick to Spam nowadaze :mrgreen: )
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby Aristotle » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:05 pm

Mad James Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Arr, indeed! This fits me perfectly! :fsm_yarr:
No one can doubt my insanity.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:08 pm

Captain the Reverend Rowan Redbeard

I just am.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Clifford » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:02 am

Iron Roger Vane

YYAARRRGGGHHH
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Press gang

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:27 am

Blimey...the Press gang Team's been hard at it this week!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Clifford » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:35 am

Is that actually you in that avatar of yours, Bart?
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Fiend

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:42 am

Aye that blood curdlin fiend is indeed me! :?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Clifford » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:15 am

ARRRggghhh aye that be un good picture ye filthy sea rat :)
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Arrrrrods

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:58 am

Arrrrrrrr...I had that hexpensive portrait done by "Arrrrrrrrods" of London, whilst I were Press gangin meself some new crew members down the Old Kent Road.

Sadly, the Old Kent Road be so rough, me press gang never came back!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:37 am

YAARRGGHHH! Be leavin' out the press gang my lad, cus they be takin' people in fa slavery ... we be promotin' a good image here! :)
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Kent

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:47 am

Arrrrrrrr...That's what I be about, promotin a good himage...them's wot live on the Old Kent Road will thank me for relievin em of a life of squalor and debauchery!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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