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Clifford
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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:13 am

Arrr ... I should be a-visitin' Old Kent Road somtime - sound's lak a righ' riot! Aarrrggh! Me livin' in the county an' all leaves me days a' a time from ma ship! :cry:
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Iron

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:26 am

Arrrrr...I see ye has been promoted.
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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:28 am

Arrr ... promoted?
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Chintz

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:41 am

You went from plain 'Clifford' to 'Iron Roger Vane Clifford'! I hope ye explained it well to yer crew.

I remembers a Pirate what changed his name from Cap'n Jim 'Macho' McDonald to Cap'n Jemmima 'Pink dress' McDonald and tried ta carry on as normal...his crew were very understandin in the circumstances...they cast him adrift in an Open Boat, but they made sure he had plenty of Chintz and Eye Liner.
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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:09 am

ARRR! No landlubber be tossin' me outta my boat. Tha won'erful quiz sho'ed myy pirate name t'be Iron Roger Vane! They're qui' understandin'.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:29 pm

ARR-oha..dunno wha'hoppen but me "pirate name" turns out t'be Iron Sam Flint...lessee, only iron we Cannolis got is the iron in our 'uhane (soul) & our tenderizing forks :mrgreen: , Sam?? like in Samhain, mebbe..an' flint?? we gots basalt an' koa wood..flint..ummm.. p'raps fo' da flintlocks wot we carry (we get 'em in trade from those heathen-but tasty-Aussies..)...oi fink oi'll keep Dan(dhg), uddawise da croo gets perplexed and tends to run into islands rather than sailing around 'em..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby Clifford » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:18 pm

YYARRGGHH

Bart, what age are you? lol
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Postby black bart » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:26 am

Arrrrr...the last man what arsked me that question...

a. Went ta Davy Jones Locker wivout his head

b. Was Keel Hauled under the Mauritania

c. Was a police officer
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:52 am

Gah! The film "Towering Inferno" were inspired by the candles on yer last birfday cake.

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Postby Clifford » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:37 am

a. Went ta Davy Jones Locker wivout his head

b. Was Keel Hauled under the Mauritania

c. Was a police officer


Point taken :)
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400th

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:39 pm

The Black Spot wrote:Gah! The film "Towering Inferno" were inspired by the candles on yer last birfday cake.


Baaarrrrrrrr...I'll give yer that I was at Cap'n Cronan's 300th birthday...and his 400th come ta think of it!
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:18 am

Dirty John Vane??? That's me Pirate name? Arrrrrrrgh

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:43 am

I be Mad John Cash

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Postby Greg » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:16 am

Arrggh
I be Dirty Tom Roberts

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:10 pm

Be that you, hippieman777?

If so, prepare fer battle, matey!!!
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