Are all pirates pastafarians?
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Are all pirates pastafarians?
well, are all pirates pastafarians, or r they just the chosen people. And if so are all pastafarians pirates? I'm a lil confused here.
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Yarrrr...
Well the short answer to that is YES, NO and ARGHH!
No matey, they be as diverse as the number of rum varieties ye can get at The Dribblin Parrot Inn on a Friday night. Last count Oi thinks that was approximately 1. That 'Captains Delight' will strip the enamel of yer teeth.
O'ive never been 'chosen' fer anything, apart from being a cut throat and leading raiding parties into parts unknown.
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Well the short answer to that is YES, NO and ARGHH!
No matey, they be as diverse as the number of rum varieties ye can get at The Dribblin Parrot Inn on a Friday night. Last count Oi thinks that was approximately 1. That 'Captains Delight' will strip the enamel of yer teeth.
O'ive never been 'chosen' fer anything, apart from being a cut throat and leading raiding parties into parts unknown.
Welcome to the lair matey!
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Re: Are all pirates pastafarians?
NintendoPastafarian wrote:well, are all pirates pastafarians, or r they just the chosen people. And if so are all pastafarians pirates? I'm a lil confused here.
AARRRRRRRR...I were confused an all matey...but when ye be at sea fer all that toim...no wonder we hinvented mermaids!
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Arr, well, me an me harties were bickering over a jug of grog and we came upon this topic; do ya have to belive in the flying spaghetti monster to become a real pirate. I says yes, but some of thems say no way. So i smashed me harties over the head, but it still got me woundering...
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NintendoPastafarian wrote: So i smashed me harties over the head, but it still got me woundering...
YArrrr...
That be one of me favourite past times. In fact it be me favourite way to start an all-in tavern brawl.
Last time me and The Black Spot had a disageement, Oi affectionately cracked him on the head wifs a full tankard of ale. It didn't hurt him a bit, however he got disoriented and couldn't remembers who hit him.
He went beserk and took on the entire bar. YArrrr...it was a blood bath. Those sure were the days!
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