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Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Postby Griffin » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:52 am

Be this still a noospaper? Or 'as it bin bawt by Murdoch? I h'only ask as the articles bin not wot we is used ter.
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Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:02 am

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Postby Griffin » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:28 am

Surprise Win !!

H'in a h'unexpekted result, Ms Elsie Businessboots won the Pirate's H'Apprentice, comprising 250,000 dubloons ter start up a business sellin' cabin boys. No female 'as h'ever wun befoor so this be wun ter wotch.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:04 pm

wots hooters mean, unco woy?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:30 pm

T'hoom hit maye concern:

Capn DavidH be thee hoffishawl spokespirate fer thee Axis ov Skwirrel, Bubonic Plague Division. If pressed, oi myghte pointe out that 'e lives much, much closer t'thee houtbrake than oi duz. Oi jest be sayin, loike...
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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm

^ If t'was Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch or Meeyorka Oi'd beleave ye pieces... but e's an ocean aways frum LA.
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Postby Griffin » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:22 pm

Oi'm in a right state.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:45 am

Be ye confessin' t'thee Skwirrel Hincident, then?
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Postby Griffin » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:58 am

H'onlee the pink wuns. or be Oi muddlin that up wiv the h'elefants incident?
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Postby black bart » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:01 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:wots hooters mean, unco woy?
It's a type of owl, you little shit.

SEEIN' I SKWIRRILS THREATEN PORTSMOUTH WITH BUBONIC PLAGUE!!?!
It was revealed this morning that skwirrils are carrying bubonic plague, and actually it is not just down to Nef Yoo's diaper. Cap'n Pieces was unavailable for comment. Black Bart is 103.


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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:52 pm

Thee Guaaaaarrrrrdian be roight proud, loike, ter hannownce a newe sponsorrrgh: Pilgrim Rum
All thee rebel scum in thee Newe Worlde arrrgh henjoyin it fer "Thanksgivvikuh" hackordin t'arrrgh sources. Serve wiv turducken, smashed potatoes, gravee, squash, maize-on-thee-cobbe, and pumpkin pye.

Pilgrim Rum. Henjoy in moderation. Or wiv moderators, witchever.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:56 pm

Heer Me Heer me !

Bewy sPazshul ya tha Harrdyen !

Tha dReedid Nef yoo bLakbeers bin pomodid .
fwee sip ove milk ay tha Skurby Dawg .

hirwwe ep bfor alla bog pywitz hog et all

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:19 pm

Plague?

Back to sea..... :lurk:
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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:11 pm

In breaking news, it was reported In Portsmouth that several letters from unknown sources keep vanishin, when ye go to open them. Mrs Ethel McCracken, Portsmouth resident, was delighted to see her annual taxation bill had magically disappeared without warning. ''If this keeps up, Oi might be able to save up to buy a new gargoyle for me front porch'

Portsmouth post office, have attributed the vanishin' mail to an oversupply of invisible ink.
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