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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:17 am


Olympic fever abounds as star athlete Knuckles O'Shuffle vows to break his previous world record. A 2km radius around Portsmouth has been declared a 'no go zone' during his event.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:23 am


Skeleeton dug up in Portsmouth Car Park thought ta be Portsmouth's Third Mayor: Richard 'Tricky Dicky' Richards.

Mayor Richard was kidnapped from outside the Town Hall earlier in thee century and Pyrates were suspected after a ransom note was receeved in an empty rum bottle. Mayor Borat Johnson has called for a full hinvestigashun.
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