Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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polite

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:13 am

I say...shouldn't you young ladies be talkin about shoes and primroses don't cha know...it aint seemly in polite society. Pray have a turn at the harpsichord Tanquerra.
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Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:25 am

Oh joy, a harpsichord. I do enjoy a fair lass tinkeling the ivories. You must entertain us at once!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:59 am

Would you care for a spot of tea?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:15 am

RUM IS TEH DRINK O' PIRATES! NOT TEA, YE DESPICABLE CRUMPETS!!!

blasted limeys... oi've gone n' lost me voice now...
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:07 am

yAAAr (er) - Ahem, prithy...er... ipso facto...[whacks side of head with hand]... I fear you gentlemen are much too indulgent. I am concerned you may not enjoy the type of music which would be caused to emanate from that there harpsicord were I to rest my dainty pinkies upon its keys. Nice inlay work though, (er) if I may say so, it must be worth a pretty penny?
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Tea

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:44 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:RUM IS TEH DRINK O' PIRATES! NOT TEA, YE DESPICABLE CRUMPETS!!!

blasted limeys... oi've gone n' lost me voice now...


It's no use matey...they drinks tea...we drinks rum (an Captain's delight with a brasso chaser)...live an let live...

But if they leaves their stinkin Tea bags lyin around for me hearties ta trip over in their drunken state...twill be war I tells ye!
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Postby tanguerra » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:14 pm

Yaar! Teaspoons at dawn! Such an outrage cannot be left unavenged my good man. Summon my seconds!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:51 am

Yaaargh! Foire the cannons, Dibbinsworth! Tharrgh be a tea house up ahead!
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Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:11 am

Oh Jolly good. I do love a spot of Twinnings Earl Grey myself. The aroma of the bergamot is most enticing.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:06 am

La, it can be most distressing to have one's afternoon tea boorishly interrupted by pirates. Their laughable attempts to ape the fashions of their betters are inevitably foiled by their innate lack of taste and grooming, not to mention their natural, base-born, thieving inclinations. Why, just last week Jeeves caught one attempting to steal the silver. Egads!
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:44 pm

Oh dear! How dreadful! Tell me, he wasn't wearing a clerical collar was he? He wasn't unusually tall I suppose?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:02 am

Sink me! It is devilishly hard to tell from that angle, but he does seem to favor the same style of beard...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:28 am

**removes pirate hat and eyepatch**
Oh I do say, just three minutes ago I could have sworn that I did see one of those devilishlyhandsome pirate folks trying to steal the lint from the lint catcher!

I say, as the saying goes; "They'll steal anything that's not nailed down, and if it is nailed down, they'll steal the nails also!"
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tally ho

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:41 am

pip pip and tally ho
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Postby DaveL » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:14 pm

Oh golly gosh!!

Is that spot of cloud I see in the distance? I do hope that we have resplendent sunshine today. For I am hosting a tea party complete with cucumber sandwiches, orange pekoe tea and iced fairy cakes.

Jeeves can you fetch fresh laundered napkins? For I do anticipate right joly old crowd in attendance. Prepare the courtyard by the fountain at once.
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