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Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:20 pm

Oi still ave some of the last batch. Quick fellers old im down while oi pour it down is gullet.

E'll be toilkin loik us in kno toime.

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Postby black bart » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:34 am

PirateGuy wrote:Oi still ave some of the last batch. Quick fellers old im down while oi pour it down is gullet.

E'll be toilkin loik us in kno toime.


Ye means he'll be talkin complete bollocks in kno toime.
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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:27 pm

bollocks!

tha 1st pirate that kin gives us a good definition of bollocks (printable o course) will win a kiss from one o the lasses at the Benbow- said lass gauranteed to 'ave bathed at least once in last week includin a teeth cleanin
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:22 pm

bollocks = bull balls.


Now I want that kiss.

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:43 pm

Ca' mere an' pucker up me dearie !

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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:13 am

kiss me here.

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:45 am

ok thas a start
oi wants some good piraty anwers now
thank you
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:59 pm

Spamming fer pirates !
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:03 pm

Moral Minority wrote:kiss me here.


*falls dead from eye explosion*
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:23 pm

I was afraid of that!
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:01 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:kiss me here.


*falls dead from eye explosion*


What's the matter, ND? Can't take a little rectal stretching excercise?

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Postby anthrobabe » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:28 pm

:roll:
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:58 pm

Yarrrrrrrrrr!
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Postby black bart » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:24 am

Moral Minority wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:kiss me here.


*falls dead from eye explosion*


What's the matter, ND? Can't take a little rectal stretching excercise?



Arrrr I thought it were a picture o The Dark Avenger arter his hospital trip.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby DaveL » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:36 am

YArrrr...

Where the heck is Planky these days?
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