Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:21 am

^Ooohhh aaargh...that be mouf waterin an no mistake.

Me shyppe's cook has proposed these scary cakes fer Halloween:

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Might be a bit too scary for me croo.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:50 am

Stewed Turtle Legs

Ingredients
Two Turtle Legs (per person)
Some vegy tables (quantity to suit)
1 pint Fresh Sea Cucumber Stock (per person)
Starfish Oil
'Erbs to suit

Instructions
Ye need to take a fryin' pan an' put some o' the Starfish Oil in ter it. Wait until the oil be nice an' 'ot, then put the turtle legs in ter it. Turn thee legs every foive minutes until they be gordon brown on all sides. I mean golden brown. When they is done, ye need to put them in ter thee stock an' vegy tables, which should be done at thee same toime. If ye find it too difficult, ye need one o' the ship's 'ands to do the stock for ye.

Ye take thee stock and thee 'erbs, which ye should chop with yer cutlass, and warm it up over ye fire until it be simmerin'. Whoile this be doin', ye take yer cutlass and the vegy tables and cut them up in ter small pieces (That be the vegy tables, not yer cutlass. A poirate without a cutlass be a poor one indeed). When thee stock be simmerin' noicely, ye will be takin' yer vegy tables an' puttin' them in thee stock.

Once thee legs is done, ye put them in thee stew an' let it simmer fer 2 hours with a lid on thee pan. Once this is up, it be ready ter serve.

Enjoy, me hearties.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Pirate Johnson » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:42 pm

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby ChowMein » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:42 am

Ahoy Cappin John Sins ,

Oi hath received yer semifore (albiet 5 munfs later) an' oi thot ioid retoin ta let ye knowest that oi sneak in 'ere at leest weekly although i may not nessisarily post to offin .
Oi think oi shuld tho since me spellin' is atroshuss lately , out ove praktice oi gess . argh

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby ChowMein » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:31 pm

Ye neede to , " take care " , ove a nef yoo ye finks to yerseff ?

Well mateys , feed 'em Peetzer Funguy .

Take ye wun larrge scoop ove flower an weevils .
Add ye a wee salt an weevils .
Mix in a noice hanful ove blubber an' weevils .

Neede thee mass with vigour an' flatten thee resultant glob .

Laddel on ye toemaydo blud an' spices onto thee doughy disk .
Add thee all thee sliced puffballs, fungi , mould , slime , an unidentified mushrooms onto the slab .
Place in a stone oven fer about 15 minits .

Nef yoo should be arriving as soon as thee scent hits his nose , garrunteed to put neff out fer time big count or ye may put Bart in thee stocks for an indeterminant amount ove tyme .

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:07 pm

puddy tat

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

i fink ye tryn ta maky me barf!
i noe gunna et thet fing
but i wanet hit unca fart wiffet
fank ye yer welkum
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby ChowMein » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:13 am

A roight tea thin ... yer nefyoo dint tayk thee bait ...uh...oi meens he taint ungree .

Nose we Kant be litten thee wee bloightarr wayst aweigh soze try poysunin ...err ... feedinum :

Choclit Coverd Buzzarrd Guts

Foist , set owt wot be leff of poor ole Billy on ye poop deck.
Sekkind , Wate fer ye buzzarrd to set doan fur supparr .
Furd , KETCH THUT BUZZARD !
Forf, klaw owt thee gutz an koat wiff choclit . ( pluk thee karkase an marry Nate whiff rum ( fur ye oan supper )).

Fiff , set thut bobby nashun owt fur nefyoo.Oi heer thee guts of a buzzard will kill cally raw .Juss magine wot et gonna do ta nef !

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:43 pm

Hokay, amma gunna tel yer how ta mayke thee TV DINNERER!

Ye gets thee TV an yer puts it inner pot wiff ungyings an carrits an sech, an ye pouer in wotter an stick et on thee fyre.

Ye makes thee gravy frum thee Pirgella book.

Wunce thee TV cooked, ye powr on thee gravey an ye eets thee TV dinner. Serves 6 or Unkle Farty.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby DaveL » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:26 am

YArrrr...

Make im walk the plank. That evil blighter needs a good keel haulin'!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:58 am

YARG! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: Hallowed Grog! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: YARG!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:51 am

amma tellyer mayk Smok On Thee Watter.

:antipasta:
Yer gets a buckit o watr.

Ye owl go downter Mon trow on a laik shoar line
maykin dinnar, ye ent got much tyme.
sum stooped wiff a flare gunn
set fyre to the e buckit ye gets Smoak Onner Watr.

fank ye ye welkum
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby DaveL » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:16 am

Pirate Johnson wrote:YARG! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: Hallowed Grog! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: YARG!


YArrrr...

Oi thinks that fellow in the Public Enemy T-Shirt need more bacon, like I need a spare prosthetic leg (and Oi already have two!)
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Griffin » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:45 pm

DaveL wrote:Oi thinks that fellow in the Public Enemy T-Shirt need more bacon, like I need a spare prosthetic leg (and Oi already have two!)


We be into "This is what a feminist looks like" T-shirts over here. It's a new way to wind up David Cameron.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby DaveL » Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:38 am

YArrrr...

Isn't he a wind up toy already?

We haves Tony Abbott over 'ere. He be the most embarassin' PM we ever had. Banging' on about Nashnul Security, Pickin fights wiv Vlad Putin , climate change denial,getting in to bed with Uncle Rupert, etc.

Yarrr,Oi jus want to bury me head in the sand.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Griffin » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:59 am

Yaaarrr. Oi keeps me eye on Tony Abbott - sumwun 'as to. We get a fayre amowntt of news abowt 'im nefariows deelins' over heeer.
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