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black bart
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Postby black bart » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:55 am

Aye, welcome aboard me wriggly chums.

I'm tired of being a Weevil
It really is a drag
Every time I say hello
It makes the people gag

I lives my life in hard tack
I just come up for air
When some bugger takes a bite
I nearly lose my hair

I wish I was a Cockroach
A scuttling in the hold
A pair of wings would set me free
From wrigglin in the mold
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:45 am

Oi be put in moind ov former PM Maggorot Thatcher, thee "Iron Wench".
She made thee skin crawl fer many a cittizen ov Portsmouth.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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