The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:14 pm

I nominate Twisty fer her hexpeshunalee large belt an pistol combo.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:56 pm

wot i win wot i win wot i win!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:03 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:24 pm

black bart wrote:6. Most grog drunk in single evening

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:55 am

ye've got to let thee oirish win...they needs thee dubloons.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:06 pm

Yarrrgh, oi hex specs t'see some houtstandin onsombulls on thee red gangplank & at thee awarrrghds serramony. 'Av awl ye lads, wenches an lubbers dusted orf yer beste pyrate finery, polished yer "pleathers", an plund-erm-borrowed yer dymund-hen crusted joolery fer thee hevent?


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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:13 am

I will be found lyin under me table as per usyewall...I moight get new boots if I can get to thee Portsmouth gallows afore they take down thee corpses.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:33 am

* wakes up from cone-yak stupor an looks around suspiciously *


YARRRGH!

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:28 am

Due to an oirish person winnin last year an thee Oirish heconomee bein up thee spout, thee ceremony has been postponed until someone pillages enuff...er, comes up wiv thee cash for thee resplendent award ceremonee wot we've all come to hexpect...er...hexcuse me oiv just spotted a Spanish Shyppe on thee horizon...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:42 am

Were you sold any Pirate Protection Insurance in the last 5 years? If you were, then the banks will end up paying for your ceremony...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:12 am

Arrr will this do as Pirate Protekshun Insurance?

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:53 pm

Yarrrgh! Wen did this turn hinto thee "Show us Yer Big Cannon" threade?


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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:36 pm

Argh, is there "protection" big enough to cover those big "cannons"?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:40 am

Arrrrrrggg! Oid hate ter wake up each mornin' an' 'ave ta scritch THEM balls...

R'garrdin' th' Jim Lads... Oid a thawt th' process ud be Nomunatin', Votin', Awardin'... not sittin' abowt waitin' fer th'mountain ta come to Mahommarrrd so ta speek.
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