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Sarah Palin
Awaken Oh Pastafarians, A great opportunity is upon us, This Happy Day Sarah Palin has been nominated to be the Republican VP candidate. The MSM announced that she is a creationist and believes creationism should have taught in schools alongside the theory of evolution. I am confident with her youthfulness and open mindedness, she will promote equal time alsofor pastafarianism. A bright youthful religion carried by this refreshing repubifarian, into the religious mainstream. Pastafaggioli 

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Re: Sarah Palin
If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .
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Re: Sarah Palin
ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .
If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.
Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.
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Re: Sarah Palin
LOL !
You are a genius !
You are a genius !
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Re: Sarah Palin
Cardinal Fang wrote:ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .
If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.
Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.
CF
Have you tried mind f*cking with a creationist/Republican ? They are hard-wired with an alt, control, delete program so that any cogent argument you present has a maximum half-life of 6 hours. Ultimately you are forced to give up through terminal boredom. We haven't heard the famed Stevens "NO" yet so there is a chance that Palin with her magnanimity for including the theory of creation in school eduction,couldn't possibly refuse such a sophisticated science- based religion as FSM ism All Hail to FMS and the omnipotence of noodly appendages over the dark forces of Carbon14...Ramen ............with much Parmeggiano, pastafaggioli
Re: Sarah Palin
YArrr...
Is she heading for the eye of Hurricane Gustav by any chance?
Is she heading for the eye of Hurricane Gustav by any chance?
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Re: Sarah Palin
The GOP obviously had to know that Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter was pregnant when they picked her as a running mate (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080901/ap_ ... n_daughter). What I’m wondering is, how did they think this would help?
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Attract thee liberal crowd maybe ?
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Re: Sarah Palin
ah, her damsel's at her cave is pregnant at a weee age of 17. common amongst trailer folk.
She is attracted far worse me mattee's. Evangelical christian creationists. heard it in on cnn.
the key thing that attracts them to her is t'is thee fact she does not believe that sex ed should be taught in schools. against her religion. condoms too...
I think thee Republican party has turn into a redneck drama showcase more seen often in the darker waters of hollywood.
She is attracted far worse me mattee's. Evangelical christian creationists. heard it in on cnn.
the key thing that attracts them to her is t'is thee fact she does not believe that sex ed should be taught in schools. against her religion. condoms too...
I think thee Republican party has turn into a redneck drama showcase more seen often in the darker waters of hollywood.
Noodles?! I have Oodles..
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Palin is obviously to stupid to even stand in Biden's shadow. A flip flopping, gun totin' pro life creationist, even right wing parties in Belgium wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
Sanity is in numbers.
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Re: Sarah Palin
Pastafaggioli wrote:Cardinal Fang wrote:ChowMein wrote:If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad .
If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them.
Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction of creationism and by extrension FSM-ism into schools. You could do a heck of a lot of mind-f*cking with this one.
CF
Have you tried mind f*cking with a creationist/Republican ? They are hard-wired with an alt, control, delete program so that any cogent argument you present has a maximum half-life of 6 hours. Ultimately you are forced to give up through terminal boredom. We haven't heard the famed Stevens "NO" yet so there is a chance that Palin with her magnanimity for including the theory of creation in school eduction,couldn't possibly refuse such a sophisticated science- based religion as FSM ism All Hail to FMS and the omnipotence of noodly appendages over the dark forces of Carbon14...Ramen ............with much Parmeggiano, pastafaggioli
Your insights into the mislead are like gems of holy truth. I am proud to have Pastafarian brothers such as yourself. There is no god but FSM, and until Palin accepts this and all that it implies, she will surely have a problem with our truth. She is painfully hetero and will be offended by the glorious stripper factories in Heaven. She would rather endure the food-less hades than lay her hands upon the magical flesh of the female form.
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Re: Sarah Palin
Palin's mind will not accept the glory of our Noodly Master, I fear. After watching the VP debate (one of my rare nights off) I'm convinced all she can really do is parrot information she's been fed until new information is fed to her, which starts her on a new cycle of parroting. AWK Mateys!!
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Dear brethren and sistren,
I fear that you have missed the huge benefits that Palin and and McCain will bestow upon us shoud they win the election.
They may be very bad for our country, but for the next four years, The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live shall truly rock!
~DAVID~
I fear that you have missed the huge benefits that Palin and and McCain will bestow upon us shoud they win the election.
They may be very bad for our country, but for the next four years, The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live shall truly rock!
~DAVID~
May your eyepatch lead you throught dark times!
May your hook smite those who need a smiting!
Blessings unto thee by the grace of Thor, Anoia, Ganesha, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bob!*
*Thou shalt hedge thy bets. (The book of ICHA, 2nd revision)
May your hook smite those who need a smiting!
Blessings unto thee by the grace of Thor, Anoia, Ganesha, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bob!*
*Thou shalt hedge thy bets. (The book of ICHA, 2nd revision)
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Re: Sarah Palin
Look Cpe Celle, this is Merica, not Holland, So what is a little abuse of power? We love power (and guns)
All we are looking for, is a place in the sun for Church of FSM, by riding the Palin creationist coattails. The two churchs are after all inextricably bound by the common enemy carbon14
All we are looking for, is a place in the sun for Church of FSM, by riding the Palin creationist coattails. The two churchs are after all inextricably bound by the common enemy carbon14

Re: Sarah Palin
Rev Dr David Esq wrote:They may be very bad for our country, but for the next four years, The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live shall truly rock!
Definitely ... and plenty of opportunities for Tina Fey, too, who does a fantastic Palin impersonation.
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