Spreading the holy text

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Spreading the holy text

Postby DreadPirateEthan » Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:28 pm

Recently, some non-believers gave my local post office many copies of "The Great Conspiracy" (for those who are not familiar, seventh day Adventists). And they manages to put it in my mailbox without postage.

This gives me thought. Have we considered doing something similar like putting them in hotel drawers?

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:21 pm

An interesting thought . . . I don't see why we shouldn't.

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Postby DreadPirateEthan » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:27 pm

Perhaps we should take a lesson from the Gideons and put out literature in hotel rooms.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:00 pm

Much of the problem is we don't technically have the right to print and distribute The Loose Canon, but The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a maybe. You could bring the idea to Bobby. Send him an e-mail, see what he thinks. Again, only he can print and distribute The Gospel (The Loose Canon doesn't belong to him, in case you didn't know). His support, plus whoever we can gather here, would probably be enough for most hotels to do it.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby DreadPirateEthan » Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:44 pm

What is the easiest way to contact our beloved profit?

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:03 pm

Well we know he reads his e-mail, let's try that. It's on the website, venganza.org. This is his e-mail: [email protected].
Also, profit is when you get money. The word you're looking for is prophet.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:54 pm

There are some lovely fliers on the main Venganza site. Maybe one on those slipped into the front of the Gideon's Bible? They can be printed off on your home printer.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby DreadPirateEthan » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:11 pm

That's really limited to the number of hotel rooms I visit, which is not many.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby ChowMein » Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:35 pm

You could staple flyers on wooden poles and such .

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:52 pm

um , um ,
we mite staypull sum ov dem flyer fings 2 Uncca Puddys tale . :welcome:
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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:42 am

Cardinal Fang wrote:There are some lovely fliers on the main Venganza site. Maybe one on those slipped into the front of the Gideon's Bible? They can be printed off on your home printer.

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Why in the world should WE have to do the work? Besides, we can argue to most hotels that it is our first amendment right (and we'll threaten to band together and write horrible reviews about their hotel online) to have our gospel available in all hotels. And if they refuse, as I have decided to start saying from now on due to the fact that it's catchy and true: "Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card, but all your demands are met with a few lawsuit threats." They don't know that we aren't legally a religion, and they don't need to know either.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby MachoUnicorn » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:52 pm

Recently, I made a petition on the official US Petition website to make pastafarianism a religion accepted by the US, as it was in poland, netherlands, etc. So if you would like to help, here it is.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... eligion-us :zen:
:love: :moon: As a wise man once said "you are what you eat" so, I ate pasta. :love: :moon:

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:46 am

Thank you! I've been meaning to do this!

Someone made Congress consider building a Death Star at one point :haha:

WE have a reasonable request, because ours costs no money and is quick and easy.
Also, I've got quite a few e-mails . . . you know what that means.

XD The top three petitions all involve Donald Trump XD

EDIT: I signed it with every account I have, but none of them are registering?
I already activated it with the confirmation e-mail.

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Re: Spreading the holy text

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:30 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Thank you! I've been meaning to do this!

Someone made Congress consider building a Death Star at one point :haha:

I have a reasonable request, because MY costs no money and is quick and easy.
Also, I've got quite a few e-mails . . . I know what that means.

XD The top three petitions all involve Donald Trump XD

EDIT: I signed it with every account I have, but none of them are registering?
I already activated it with the confirmation e-mail.


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