I call for a FSM counter-protest

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I call for a FSM counter-protest

Postby Tom the First » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:58 pm

...at Wal-Mart stores across the U.S. on November 24th.

"Join us on November 24th, 2006, the busiest shopping day of the year, as we boldly proclaim the Gospel of Jesus Christ at more than 300 Wal-Mart locations."

See my blog post about it here:

If we create a nationwide presence on this day, we can let other religions know that Pastafarianism is really a force to be reckoned with. What do you think, fellow Pastafarians? Will you join me?

I have not done any real work for my religion yet, and I feel it is time that I do now. Whether you have already or not, this day can make the world a better place. I hope many of you will agree.
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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:31 am

So, a bunch of "Christians" belive Wal-Mart to be in the grips of evil cause they are willing to treat Gay people...as...people?

Huh. I really need to read these things before I vote ;)

Yeah I'll join

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Postby Goat Starer » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:31 am

I voted yes but I may have to go to ASDA instead :D
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:09 am

We don't have WalMart in Australia, so I haven't voted, but if anything similar happens, you can rest assured that I'll show up with all the swashbuckling friends I can muster.

BTW: follow the Hurricane Relief Effort link. You'll be glad to know that, among other things, power drinks are being distributed to the needy.

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:11 pm

Ok I'll take time out of my shopping habit to raise hell at Wally World with you.
BTW very funny stuff in the blog there- at least I hope it is real satire and not real stuff.
Christianity in and of itself is a good thing- love and peace and all that but when it crosses into hate and descrimination well then it looses its credibility. So I won't attack Christianity or Chrisitians but I will reject a message of hate.
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Postby Fubie » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:17 pm

In my experience, religious groups passing out pamplets and proclaiming blah blah aren't allowed in or around walmart.

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