Yeah, I've wondered why someone who seemed like the good guy in the Old Testament should suddenly become the embodiment of all evil just because of one little argument.
Back to the topic at hand. Here's what I want on my headstone/memorial plaque (rather than getting buried & wasting valuable real estate, I'd rather have someone mince me up & use me as blood & bone fertiliser in some sort of reforestation project):
Minus the surrounding text & maybe a check on the Greek lettering (the writers of the Principia Discordia admit that, due to the innacuracies of the Ancient Greek typeface they used, the word in the apple probably doesn't say 'Kallisti').
That & the FSM logo.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Ancient Greek Technicalities
: What stupid people think they have lots of.Stupidity
: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.- Pol Pot
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