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"When good people in any country cease their vigilance and struggle, then weevil men prevail." - Pearl S. Buck
Damned weevil men.
Duke
Damned weevil men.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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I be taking some time off plundering and will take me crew to watch the new musical play.
Wee Vil Rock you
Wee Vil Rock you
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- black bart
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Eat
See no weevil, Hear no Weevil, Eat no Weevil!
I bet someone's done that one aswell!
I bet someone's done that one aswell!
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- Poincare's Stepchild
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YArrrrr...
This one's been hidin out in the Bilge for too long. He only be talkin' in Piratese.
Come 'ere you, O'im gettin hungry.
As that big Scottish bloke in Austin Powers said to Mini-me 'Get in my belly'
This one's been hidin out in the Bilge for too long. He only be talkin' in Piratese.

Come 'ere you, O'im gettin hungry.
As that big Scottish bloke in Austin Powers said to Mini-me 'Get in my belly'
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Diet
Now you've gone and ruined me diet!
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DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...
Breakfast! Thank ye mate, Dave!
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
- Poincare's Stepchild
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YArrrrr...
Shiver me timbers...Oi missed te bleedin obvious after me last post.
'Ow about Dr Weevil and Mini-Me? What does that make his son Scott?
Shiver me timbers...Oi missed te bleedin obvious after me last post.
'Ow about Dr Weevil and Mini-Me? What does that make his son Scott?
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- black bart
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Engage
Dr weevil quotes:
Engage the incredibly slow dipping mechanism...
I asked for Weevils with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!
Engage the incredibly slow dipping mechanism...
I asked for Weevils with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
YArrrrr...
'Ow about a Weevil Whopper meal. That be two all weevil patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles on a weevily sesame seed bun.
Hoo boy me an the lads are gettin' hungry now. Would yer like Rum and Fries with that?
'Ow about a Weevil Whopper meal. That be two all weevil patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles on a weevily sesame seed bun.
Hoo boy me an the lads are gettin' hungry now. Would yer like Rum and Fries with that?
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As the Great New Model Army once said.....
4 o'clock in the morning
Still we cannot sleep
Turning over, turning 'round, twisting in our sweat
They say there is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what have we done?
There is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what is this Weevil that we must have done?
4 o'clock in the morning
Still we cannot sleep
Turning over, turning 'round, twisting in our sweat
They say there is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what have we done?
There is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what is this Weevil that we must have done?
Best regards
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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