Thanks to Mr. John Lennon for the melody.
If you can interpret my phrasing this is a pretty good fit.
PS: Anyone willing to put this to music would be kind to offer a copy. Be neat to hear the lyrics actually put to use.



IMAGINE BEER VOLCANOS
Imagine beer volcanos
Its easy if you try
Stripper factories in heaven
Built on clouds up in the sky
Imagine spaghetti monsters
Flying through the air
Whoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
Imagine declining pirates
As the planet gently warms
Polar ice caps melting
From a lack of pirate wars
Imagine Spaghetti Monsters
Flying through the air
Whoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
Imagine evolution
Darwin charting apes
Direct correlations
And facts neatly arranged in their place
Imagine Spaghetti Monsters
And other deities
Whoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
They say we are the dreamers
Well we’re not the only ones
However we fuu-uu—lll-lly admit
Evolution may have a better one