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Poincare's Stepchild
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Deliver us from weevils.
The Duke Blue Weevils
A necessary weevil
If any of these have been done before, I apologize. But I am not going back to look at all those pages.
The Duke Blue Weevils
A necessary weevil
If any of these have been done before, I apologize. But I am not going back to look at all those pages.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay
So...If you read, you will go broke.
TTFN
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay
So...If you read, you will go broke.
TTFN
Do yer get a toy with that?
YArrrrrr...
Lads. Fancy sinkin' yer gappy dentures into one of these? Yum..Yum. Oi be headin' down to Weev-donalds to get meself a BIG W.
YArrrrrr...O'im Luvin It!!
Lads. Fancy sinkin' yer gappy dentures into one of these? Yum..Yum. Oi be headin' down to Weev-donalds to get meself a BIG W.
YArrrrrr...O'im Luvin It!!
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Poincare's Stepchild
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Weevil be victorius!
Marine recruiters are "Looking for a few good weevils."
Star of the Alien movies...Sigourney Weevil.
Weevil is as weevil does.
Weevil genius at work.
The weevil eye.
Marine recruiters are "Looking for a few good weevils."
Star of the Alien movies...Sigourney Weevil.
Weevil is as weevil does.
Weevil genius at work.
The weevil eye.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay
So...If you read, you will go broke.
TTFN
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay
So...If you read, you will go broke.
TTFN
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black bart
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Chinese
I'll have a:
Special fried rice, Prawn Crackers, Oyster sauce
and a number 34 with extra Weevils.
Special fried rice, Prawn Crackers, Oyster sauce
and a number 34 with extra Weevils.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Poincare's Stepchild
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YArrrr...
Remember that hideous group The Brotherhood of Man that won the Eurovision Song Contest (Oi was a wee laddie back then)
http://www.brotherhoodofman.co.uk/
For united we(evil) stand, divided we(evil) fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
Weevil be together, together, you and I
Remember that hideous group The Brotherhood of Man that won the Eurovision Song Contest (Oi was a wee laddie back then)
http://www.brotherhoodofman.co.uk/
For united we(evil) stand, divided we(evil) fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
Weevil be together, together, you and I
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black bart
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Fish Wives
The following year though Ireland (the usual winners of Eurovision) were back on top with 'Clodagh and the Fish Wives' and the unforgettable:
'My Lovely Weevil'.
'My Lovely Weevil'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Duke
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"In the end, weevil remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
Re: Fish Wives
black bart wrote:The following year though Ireland (the usual winners of Eurovision) were back on top with 'Clodagh and the Fish Wives' and the unforgettable:
'My Lovely Weevil'.
YArrrrr...
Oi's can never work out why Cyprus gives Greece 12 points and Greece give Cyprus 12 points. Not one hint of bias in that decision
. Oi's sure enjoy The Woganisms though - that bloke is hilarious.
There was a huge uproar here when they replaced Terry Wogan's commentary with an Aussie, named Des Mangan. A huge outcry resulted in poor ole Des bein' booted the followin' year.
Perhaps we should 'ave a Weevil-vision song contest.
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black bart
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Norway
I would dearly love to write a song about Weevils and enter it for Norway - they usually get nul points anyway so they probably wouldn't be bothered. The band could dress up as huge Weevils with the lead singer dressed as a Pirate and the backing singers as wenches. I'll get my Kazoo out tonight (as the Bishop said to the actress0 and get composing).
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