The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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- black bart
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Fuse
YYAARRR...Yer cannon balls are loaded, but there's no one to light the fuse!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- The Black Spot
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- black bart
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Scabby
That's no insult...that's what me Mamma used ta call me!
Ye pock faced jellied eel merchant!
Ye pock faced jellied eel merchant!
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Gallion
Ye see that rotten old fish head whats floatin out to sea...
That's your best gallion that is!
That's your best gallion that is!

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- walktheplank
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Don't let yer mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Agent Provocateur
Why you're nothin but, but...
An Estate Agent...
Sorry, that's going to far...
Ye Bedraggled Old Fish Wife!
An Estate Agent...
Sorry, that's going to far...
Ye Bedraggled Old Fish Wife!
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Bucket
YYYAARRR...what's the difference between ye and a Bucket of Fish Head Stew?
Ans: The Handle!
Ans: The Handle!
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handsome
YYAARRR ye handsome lookin Orang Utan (that be a terrible insult amongst the Orang Utan fraternity).
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- walktheplank
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apologies to Frankenstein, he not really be that ugly.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Umbongo
YYYAARRR the beverage in yer Tankard is naught but Libby Umbongo!
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