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Postby Alpaca » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:05 am

Excuse me? Could you try to make that a little clearer, please?

See the Frequently Asked Questions thread in the START HERE forum for our policy on Heaven.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:26 pm


FROM THE FAQ wrote:A: If you're a true believer in whatever faith you're a part of, and you've done what's expected of you, then that's the Afterlife you get. FSM has no territorial disputes with anybody else. If you're not going there, we'll take you, and it may not be fun, but it beats the hell (haha! hell!) outta Lakes of Fire.

There will be a kind of HellLight, where unbelievers have to live with school cafeteria spaghetti, second rate beer, and boring jobs in the service industries where the Heavenbound FSMists will be living. There will be no privation, no physical torture, no burning or boiling in various liquids. These aren't bad people, these are people that followed the culture and customs of their times and did not recognize the difference between a culture and a faith. And this HellLight will include a just and equitable redemption process.

Actual FSM Hell is reserved for a very few, and those will be divided from the Pasta, the finest beverages and the fellowship of persons of good will and kind intent. They will do all the laundry, cleaning and heavy or unpleasant jobs that are there. Never will they eat of the Pasta of any kind, but will live on lots of beans and rice, potatoes and extremely cheap cuts of meat, and the type of diet that the American urban poor can afford, or that Senior Citizens and disabled persons on Social Security are reduced to. They get the really icky dirty work. They deserve it. The bullies of the geopolitical world will be there, and their helpers. The false religious leaders, who plead for funds through electronic media, and give nothing of their true selves, and hoard the money and live in opulence, they will be there. Many others of ill-intent will be with them.

There is a reservation there for the tricksters, the con-men,the corrupt, unrepentant politicians, who will begin every work day by licking clean the footwear of every Native American person there, even in HellLight. Also there will be the promulgators of the horrible practices against the indigenous people of every country ever "modernized" by Western Civilization. They lick boots as well. And when they're through they get to do all the stuff that nobody in the Hell above them want to do.

Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate "reward." No more lunatics and sadists, please.

Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too. Don't do that in the name of our FSM. That's not the Way to Do Things Right.

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Postby The Meromorph » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:32 pm

First, go to the START HERE forum and FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.
Second, it wasn't clear. (Hint: You don't get to decide whether what you say or write is clear. Ever. The people listening to, or reading, it decide whether it's clear. This is true for everyone in the world.)
Your question is answered in the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions). We're all tired of explaining these things to people who can't be bothered (or think they're too important) to READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

We're pretty tolerant of young people messing up a little when they first come here, provided they straighten up fairly quickly. Some of our best loved members started out like that...

I strongly suggest you pay some attention to punctuation and spelling, we don't expect (or practice) perfection, we do expect you to try. Simply because it's much harder to understand what someone's trying to say if they don't. We've also noticed that people who can't be bothered to try, don't often post anything worth the effort of deciphering.
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Postby FINCG005 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:08 pm

dont get so hostile.

he's only a 6 year old follower.

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Postby FINCG005 » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:04 am

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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:55 am

I'm sorry, would you like to be banned, too?

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