Bart looks worried...
Swatopluk takes the penalties, Dave L is the manager, Walktheplank is nimble in his running shoes, Griffin is like the wind down the wing, E Razer is an enigma within an enigma, OZ_Nick has got his bouncy peg legs, the Black Spot is a mindless killer in midfield...
There must be some reason why they need me in the team...
"Just a minute yer honour...I've got a text comin through from Roberto Carlos"...
Black Bart is much better at taking free kicks than I ever was, Oh Yes he is the best, do not be put off by his inability to score from a yard out...
Yes, er yes my mate Roberto there...just dropping me a line as usual...
*Nervous laugh from Bart*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.