I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!
Noogle is also good fun.
I bet the FSM strip club would be successful. I bet the patrons wouldn't even question why there are peg legs, parrots, and eye patches. However, I bet there would be protests outside of it or cities would try to change their zoning laws to put it out of business. That could be fun.
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Re: scurvy burger
NeferKa wrote:I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!
Breakfast might get confrontational:
"Yarr. Can I take yer order?"
"Yes, I'd like the breakfast combo with orange juice."
"Avast, ye wretch! Thar be no orange juice here. Ye can have coffee or grog."
"But I want orange juice!"
"Then go to McDonalds. This be Scurvy Burger for a reason. Yarr."
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!
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we can't be fast foot. not because I think we shouldn't but because the food would be good. ergo, not fast food. 
I say make it just a italian but pirate style restaruant, without being fast food-like.
I say make it just a italian but pirate style restaruant, without being fast food-like.
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Aye, but ye need healthy options for pirates-on-the-go. An' a Scurvy Burger could be curative of scurvy.
Right now your best bet for fast food is Jollibee... they've got Jolly Spaghetti on the menu.
Perhaps we could sub-franchise, an' have Jolly Roger Spaghetti....
http://www.jollibee.com.ph/
OOH! They just got noodle soup with chicken meatballs on the menu!
Right now your best bet for fast food is Jollibee... they've got Jolly Spaghetti on the menu.
Perhaps we could sub-franchise, an' have Jolly Roger Spaghetti....
http://www.jollibee.com.ph/
OOH! They just got noodle soup with chicken meatballs on the menu!
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