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Postby desertman01 » Fri May 05, 2006 12:52 am

I be MAD CAPT'N MORGAN! Run aground on a sandbar somewheres in Arizona.

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Postby jdogmoney » Thu May 11, 2006 8:19 pm

Tax-Evadin' Brant Bones

The name...

jdogmoney is a misnomer. It's a little inside joke I've had going for a while, mocking all of the people who claim to be "street". I know, I know, it's not that funny, but...

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Postby thehaika » Fri May 12, 2006 8:57 am

Cap'n Harley Buttscrape
I Drink, Therefore I Spam

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Postby Richard A Montague. » Sat May 13, 2006 11:39 am

I shall now be refferred to as . . .
Sword Jugglin' Maurice.
:worship: :fsm_float:
I have been touched by his noodly appendage!

:worship: :fsm_float:

:shellfish: CRAB!

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Postby Captain Noobhead » Wed May 17, 2006 8:03 pm

Puffy Shirt Seamus.

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Postby FunkyFender » Tue May 23, 2006 12:07 am

Yargh, I be "Fancypants" Seamus Scabb.

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Postby Alpaca » Tue May 23, 2006 8:29 am

ARR!! Welcome! Why don't ye post in the New ConvARRRts thread up thar in the START HEARRRRE forum, aye?

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Postby Fredfred Bobfred » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:12 am

Musket Ball Clive, me heartis!
"Just don't ask, and I won't have to kill you."

"But I was hungry!"
--Also Me

"I like eggs. Especially when they're scrambled or an ingredent in challah. Egg Challah is good!"
--I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. Okay, it's me.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:45 pm

Oooohhh, good one, Fred!

...I think... :wink:
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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Postby Grey » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:26 pm

Legless Audra Smithe :D
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby Nico » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:30 am

haha Saggin' Jowls Nigel
in the begining there was word and the word was arrrg

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Postby madamelifeguard » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:45 pm

Jolly Caroline Dread - Aargh!

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Postby Shellra » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:24 pm

Cap'n Jen Snaggletooth

This is much better than my real name, and everyone I know might have to refer to me as such from now on or else :x

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Postby KC Observer » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:36 pm

All ye skallywags bow before your Cap'n: Cap'n Bobby Skullcrack :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr:
The Pope

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Postby NeuroFreak » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:39 pm

Pirate Nadine the Rum-Swiller true callin' to be a lush!

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