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Shooting Star
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Postby Shooting Star » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 pm

Slap it with my hand!
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The day is ending
Merlot is tranquilizing




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*Poincare
Very nice!

Immense universe
Insignificant am I
Amidst countless stars
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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St John the Blasphemist
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:04 pm

I'm such a wino.

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Remote has been lost
Television won't turn on

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Swashbuckler Saucy
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:34 am

That ceiling looks cool

I can't stop making
Dirty haikus in my head
Mmmm, pasta.

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:34 am

Mind in the gutter.

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Twiddling my thumbs
Wasting time on the computer
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:

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black bart
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Felons

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:33 am

Neee Naaa Neee Naaa Neee

The Cops are chasing
Felons through the streets again
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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St John the Blasphemist
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:54 am

Looks like they got one.

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Sitting here alone
In front of my computer

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:29 pm

Who shall I bother?




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There are no soft words
When anger trips off the tongue
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:01 pm

And falls on its face.

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Big bird flies over
Now I've a mess on car roof
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:31 pm

I'm getting my gun.



Getting on the plane
Without my toothpaste or drink
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

-Opsanus tau

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boghog
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Postby boghog » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:38 pm

Dry bad breath. Sorry.



This is a pickle.
Hmph. Deep-water port, my butt.
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:51 pm

My butt is aground.





Loud whisper of wings
The starlings are gathering
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



-Opsanus tau

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boghog
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Postby boghog » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:05 pm

They're up to something





White rose of England
The yellow rose of Texas
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!



Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!



You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:33 pm

Both lie bleeding now.



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There is no excuse
For you having no excuse
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

Somersaults through life.

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Shooting Star
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Postby Shooting Star » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:54 pm

Through no fault of mine
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Time passes quickly
Stop the world's revolutions
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:09 pm

Let the world revolve.



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All the kind people
remember the cruel people
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

Somersaults through life.


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