I am a recent convert.
In order to praise and manifest our love for our Creator (pici be upon Him), I have followed, hitherto unguided, two methods. One is personal and private, the second public and cerimonial.
I wish to discuss this second mode of praise. I commend to you, my fellow Pastafarians, the Pun.
Punning is the ultimate praise for our Creator, as it uses all our FSM-given faculties. The power of speech, the ability to recognise that which is other than ourselves, the imagination to pretend that things are otherwise and the joyous gift of laughter (sometimes).
Metaphysically, it symbolically represents the rhyzomic link that the Divine Noodle intends between diverse things, that the complex leads back to the simple, just as the pasta combines with the pasta sauce to become One Complete Balanced Meal.
I recommend to you all, my Brothers and Sisters in Tagliatelle, that your Gatherings be punctuated with Punning, Beer and Pasta, that Our Pastamaker may deliver you unto Heaven.
Please contribute below with your own sacred puns, for it is good to share.
At Pun With The Creator
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ho boy... wait till swato gets a hold of this.
I can come up with some puns in certain circumstances, but nothing much good on the spot.
I can come up with some puns in certain circumstances, but nothing much good on the spot.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:Don't worry... boghog's still wondering Why The Hedgehog Cannot Be Buttered At All.
Is this why? (careful, kiddies - bad language!)
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!
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You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.
Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!
You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.
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wasn't it that A Wizard Did It?
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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in Al Gore, duke said "Al Gore invented Trail mix"
my response was:
my response was:
no, that was a Health Nut.
get it? health NUT
ah.... I just crack myself up sometimes...
okay... that was just going too far.
Al Gore invented bad albeit clever puns.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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