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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:30 pm

Wanting to slap them

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Ghost in the machine
Haunted computer says "Boo"
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Shooting Star » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:37 pm

Frightens you away
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The nearly full moon
Illuminating midnight
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:54 am

'Tis the witching hour

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Variable X
Unknown in the equation
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Horizons

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:52 am

The sea witch sets sail

At high tide went she
Off to distant horizons
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby boghog » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:53 am

Assume it is eight




There were no penguins
At the Battle of Hastings
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:22 am

Something was fishy!

Pastafarians:
A Happy Friday to You!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

-Opsanus tau

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Postby boghog » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:36 am

Pass the spaghetti!



The winter snow falls
The bare branches sheathed in ice
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Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!



You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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Postby Shooting Star » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:36 pm

Bring down power lines
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Your laughter soothes me
Heals my shattered spirit
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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:07 pm

Pass the soul balm, please.






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Hey, you kids! Shut up!
Never was such a loud crew!
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:29 pm

My Hawaiian shirts.


The week has been long
My body is all worn out
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:37 pm

Thank God it's Friday

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Taking a catnap
Under spreading chestnut tree
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:38 pm

Only my toes sing.




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There are no shadows
Beneath the lights in your eyes.
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

Somersaults through life.

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Postby Shooting Star » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:09 pm

He vanquished the pain
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Tiger lilies dance
Faces turn towards the sun
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:12 am

Flowers smile at me.

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Coyote chases
Road runner dashes away
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:00 am

Coyote Looses


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