The iGod
A sample:
Me:
Would you like to hear a joke?
God:
Sure tell me about it.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:
is it ok to be another religion?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
God:
What do you say to people who believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist?
Me:
Everyone believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.