Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
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Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
YYYAAARRR...What's happenin with Pirates these days...
In My day there was no pink chiffon or frilly shirts...
These youngsters have got no idea...
Bring back the Cat I say!
The weather was better back then an all...tis far too warm these days, we used to ave snow every Christmas!
In My day there was no pink chiffon or frilly shirts...
These youngsters have got no idea...
Bring back the Cat I say!
The weather was better back then an all...tis far too warm these days, we used to ave snow every Christmas!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Dubloons
YYYAARRR...we had Dubloons then an all, proper coins ye could throw down in front of yer Cabin Musicians. What ave we got today:
Bleedin Euroons...Barrr they keep fallin through the holes in me pants!
Bleedin Euroons...Barrr they keep fallin through the holes in me pants!
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Neighbourly
YYYAARRR Pirates used to be neighbourly in My day. We'd all gather round and sing shanties and play shuv-happeny for hours on end...
...then we'd get bored and start killin each other...but in a neighbourly sort o way!
...then we'd get bored and start killin each other...but in a neighbourly sort o way!
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wench
HHAARRR...in My day a Man were a Man and a Wench were a Wench and n'er the twain would ever meet unless it were 'bring a Wench on board' day which fell every fourteenth Micklemass.
Then we danced and danced...no actually we were chasin the wenches round the deck...twere very romantic.
It brings a tear to my eye to remember...happy days.
Then we danced and danced...no actually we were chasin the wenches round the deck...twere very romantic.
It brings a tear to my eye to remember...happy days.
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Weevils
YYYAAARRRR...Ye got far more weevils to the square inch o biscuit in my day!
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YArrrr...
In my day we used superglue our parrots to our shoulder. None of this animal lib stuff...YArrrr!
In my day we used superglue our parrots to our shoulder. None of this animal lib stuff...YArrrr!
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Berlin Brenda
Auntie Dee Dee wrote:
YYYYAARRR...We've nothin to worry about that be Berlin Brenda. She be our Brenda's cousin twice removed and only a quarter as heavy!!!!
.Ye best be keepin' yer good eye out fer Brenda
YYYYAARRR...We've nothin to worry about that be Berlin Brenda. She be our Brenda's cousin twice removed and only a quarter as heavy!!!!
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YArrrr...
Was that Brenda comin' down in the early 1990's that ended communism?
In my day, Oi used to replace me gappy dentures with sharks teeth.
None of that porcelain crown stuff.
Was that Brenda comin' down in the early 1990's that ended communism?
In my day, Oi used to replace me gappy dentures with sharks teeth.
None of that porcelain crown stuff.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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When Oi first went ter sea the Ocean Crier used ter sail around shoutin out the news. Now Oi spend alf me life testin the water fer hot spots jest ter keep meself informed loike.
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