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Postby Shooting Star » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:53 pm

As Blood Freely Flows
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The price of combat
Shattered bodies and spirits
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:36 pm

And what does it buy?

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Pirates sailing free
Two-master appears ahead
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:36 am

Avast! Let's take her!


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War takes no thinking
Peace takes negotiation
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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Postby boghog » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:38 pm

Detente takes balance




I see your camel
I watch it eat my garden
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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Postby NeuroFreak » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:59 pm

Now its flanks are sore.





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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:29 pm

With the pirate fish!


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The humidity
Is turning me into mud
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby Shooting Star » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:41 pm

Slip sliding away
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Cynical people
Too many bitter taste buds
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Postby Aeger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:05 pm

They turn off the en-light switch

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Cold, clammy hands they
Hold the cold rail in the night
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby Aeger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:06 pm

Holy crap, that was for two pages ago, I'm a slow haiku-ist
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.



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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:07 pm

but morning warms them.


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Aeger writes haiku
From several pages ago
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby boghog » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:09 pm

He(?) travels in time




How could this happen?
Who here made this come to pass?
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:02 am

Time raises it's hand.


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The dawn is later
Morning's light is more golden
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby Sarky » Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:47 pm

Than a slice of toast.


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Postby The Meromorph » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:31 pm

The Zen of Cooking!



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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:02 am

It left in the dark.

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Sunrise in the east
Pastel colors flood the sky
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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