Hello there fellow pirates,
I dont think there are many of us rooming the Seas in current century, and i know the exact reason - its all the Ninja's plot.
So please tell me at least one reason, why shouldnt we declare a Holy War on those bastards and take our numbers back to the heights as in the old good days of middle ages.
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Declare a Holy War on the Ninja's!
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Cardinal Queequeg
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Holy War:
Breakable:
Welcome aboard!
FSM runs a big ship, with room for all. Because of this, we have lots of "sects". We have Pirates, Ninjas, Llamas and others, and we try to give each other room.
We usually don't refer to each other as "bastards," and those who do run grave risks.
I urge you to look around the site a little, and reconsider your "holy war." We know your intention is just in fun, but keep in mind that all of us here are very serious about one thing, keeping Intelligent Design out of the science classroom. We must be civil, even when those who oppose us are not.
Again, Welcome!
Cardinal Queequeg
Welcome aboard!
FSM runs a big ship, with room for all. Because of this, we have lots of "sects". We have Pirates, Ninjas, Llamas and others, and we try to give each other room.
We usually don't refer to each other as "bastards," and those who do run grave risks.
I urge you to look around the site a little, and reconsider your "holy war." We know your intention is just in fun, but keep in mind that all of us here are very serious about one thing, keeping Intelligent Design out of the science classroom. We must be civil, even when those who oppose us are not.
Again, Welcome!
Cardinal Queequeg
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I look, you look, he looks, we look, ye look, they look.
I look, you look, he looks, we look, ye look, they look.
Holy Wars are so last century. Today we deal with our enemies by slowly taking over their economy via technological implants and fresh fruit imports and then at the last minute unseat their dictator and throw the country into utter chaos.
Holy War? Sheesh.
Holy War? Sheesh.
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We have some Ninja's aboard here and they are awesome Pirates.
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Besides all of the excellent reasons listed above, He 
teaches us above all things we must be tolerant. Waging a Holy war would not only consume resources that are greatly needed to fight more subtle battles, but it would be in direct contradiction of His will.
teaches us above all things we must be tolerant. Waging a Holy war would not only consume resources that are greatly needed to fight more subtle battles, but it would be in direct contradiction of His will.In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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we accept, love, affirm and promote the worth and dignity of every person, Pirate, Ninja, even Lumberjack.
but we all know Pirates are superior.
~Qwerty
but we all know Pirates are superior.
~Qwerty
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While Pirates are superior, ninjas do have an advantage in night missions such as spreading propaganda throughout the town while everyone is asleep.
Here is me prepared to execute a late night recon mission.
Here is me prepared to execute a late night recon mission.
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I'd lower the hood to cover eyebrows (which can be very distinguishable) and maybe add either sunglasses that stay on you face very well and very close, or some type of one way see through cloth.
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Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I'd lower the hood to cover eyebrows (which can be very distinguishable) and maybe add either sunglasses that stay on you face very well and very close, or some type of one way see through cloth.
I got some shades, and I can make the eye hole smaller. That should help some. I wonder what people would think if they spotted me sneaking the around town at night in that outfit. Maybe if I really want to scare people I'll carry the BB gun around with me. But of course, scaring people into calling the police isn't a good idea, so I'll forget the gun, I doubt I'd need it anyway.
or some type of one way see through cloth.
It can be difficult to see through cloth at night due to the lack of light.
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I know, I had this halloween costume with a cloth like that over my whole face (had a hood too, like grim reaper or some such). worked fine in bright light, trick-or-treating, tripped and fell like, three times before I just pulled the hood back.
the plural of Ninja's not apostraphized.
the plural of Ninja's not apostraphized.
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Re: Declare a Holy War on the Ninja's!
Breakable wrote:Hello there fellow pirates,
I dont think there are many of us rooming the Seas in current century, and i know the exact reason - its all the Ninja's plot.
So please tell me at least one reason, why shouldnt we declare a Holy War on those bastards and take our numbers back to the heights as in the old good days of middle ages.
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No, let's not declare a holy war on the Ninjas, or else you'll have to deal with me.... And I'm not cheery.
And to answer the question: "What about Ninja-Pirates"?
Ninja Pirates rule. End of story. We used to have a thread around here someplace, but we might have to make a new one. I'll get on it.
Duke
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--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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