While I was trying to translate some other religions prayers into something more palatable I came across the Guardian Angel Prayer and I was immediately touched by His Noodly Appendage and came up with this:
Meatball of His, my guardian dear
to whom His sauciness commits me here.
Ever this day be in my noodle
to guard and guide, kit and caboodle
RAmen
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to help me get in touch with my Guardian Meatball! I'm feel euphoria right now after my brief communion with our Noodly Master and feel honored that through Him I have my own Meatball looking out for me.
Has anyone else been in touch with their own Guardian Meatball?
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Re: Guardian Meatballs
necronos wrote:While I was trying to translate some other religions prayers into something more palatable I came across the Guardian Angel Prayer and I was immediately touched by His Noodly Appendage and came up with this:
Meatball of His, my guardian dear
to whom His sauciness commits me here.
Ever this day be in my noodle
to guard and guide, kit and caboodle
RAmen
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to help me get in touch with my Guardian Meatball! I'm feel euphoria right now after my brief communion with our Noodly Master and feel honored that through Him I have my own Meatball looking out for me.
Has anyone else been in touch with their own Guardian Meatball?
You have had a deeply personal and moving experience, I can tell.
I will search for my own Guardian Meatball, and get back with you.

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brother_meatball wrote:behold the meatball of his sustaining carbohydrate.
Wouldn't a meatball be more protein than carbohydrate?
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wouldnt we be gaurded by a noodle i mean his noodles are already everywhere

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