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Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419
Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".
Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"
No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.
Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"
No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.

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Re: Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419
ken worley wrote:Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".
Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"
No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.
I'm guessing you make them pay up front...

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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
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Re: Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419
ken worley wrote:Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".
Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"
No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.
I am sure everyone will try that!

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Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored-#291
Always carry a couple of cocoa crispies in your pocket....
When you visit someone else's home, wait till they go to the kitchen for drinks/etc.
While they are gone, go to their mantle/knick-knack shelf, and place the cocoa crispies under the bum of one of their ceramic animals.
Return to your seat before they get back...Say nothing....Go home....
....wait....
Always carry a couple of cocoa crispies in your pocket....
When you visit someone else's home, wait till they go to the kitchen for drinks/etc.
While they are gone, go to their mantle/knick-knack shelf, and place the cocoa crispies under the bum of one of their ceramic animals.
Return to your seat before they get back...Say nothing....Go home....
....wait....

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Don't bother throwing pennies at cats. The reason is simple, throwing a penny at a cat will net you a good 2-3 seconds of enjoyment. So let's use 2.5. Now, you can buy a laser pointer for about 30 bucks. That's 3000 pennies, or 7500 seconds of fun. That's 125 minutes, or 2 hours, 5 minutes. Now, a laser pointer lasts indefinitely, as long as you continue buying batteries. But because it uses so little battery power, you it is still more fun/cent than throwing pennies at cats. In conclusion, don't throw pennies at cats, buy a laser pointer.
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ken worley wrote:Go to the grocery when it is very busy.
Put less than a dollar's worth of change into the coinstar machine, and take the receipt for payment through the checkout line.
See if the cashier is sharp enough to realize the irony.
I've done this with a single dime before... I put in a dime and got back like 9 cents or something

It wasn't very busy though, I was just bored.
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theres always the old "put odd things in wierd places" or "make spherical objects out of things that really shouldnt be spherical"...
my personal favorite is to buy diet coke and some mentos and have fun until the store asks you to leave....
my personal favorite is to buy diet coke and some mentos and have fun until the store asks you to leave....
there are 10 kinds of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who get laid...
sex is evil
evil is sin
sin is forgiven
so go ahead, stick it in!
sex is evil
evil is sin
sin is forgiven
so go ahead, stick it in!
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talk to people through a sock puppet and act like nothing is out of place. refuse to talk to someone unless its through the puppet. i did this for a psychology project a while ago, its extremely amusing and makes people really uncomfortable.
dress in full bondage gear and act like nothings amiss
buy a lot of orange cones and reroute roads
Learn to park when there are no parking-spaces. This could mean up a tree, on two wheels, ontop of another car, in your bedroom, on the roof and inside another car
Knock out a kindergarten teacher and take over the class for a day. Teach them about the tax system, integral calculus and Demi Moore. Confuse them by making up your own alphabet and making them learn that.
Start talking to someone and occasionally bob your head like a parakeet
While in a crowded public restroom grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
dress in full bondage gear and act like nothings amiss
buy a lot of orange cones and reroute roads
Learn to park when there are no parking-spaces. This could mean up a tree, on two wheels, ontop of another car, in your bedroom, on the roof and inside another car
Knock out a kindergarten teacher and take over the class for a day. Teach them about the tax system, integral calculus and Demi Moore. Confuse them by making up your own alphabet and making them learn that.
Start talking to someone and occasionally bob your head like a parakeet
While in a crowded public restroom grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
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