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DO YOU THINK FSM BELIVERS ARE IDIOTS????

Yes I do they are all stupid.
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NO I think the are not Idiots they are retards.
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Both of the above are wrong they are the stuff you find at the bottom of the mayonaisse jar.
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Pfft.

Postby Gahvandure » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:29 pm

I would like to extend St_JtB's grammar critique:

DO YOU THINK FSM BELIVERS ARE IDIOTS????


Let me guess: your CAPS key was stuck, and they were having a sale at Question Mark Emporium.

Yes I do they are all stupid.


I note your lack of punctuation as evidence for your intellect, or at least your level of education...

NO I think the are not Idiots they are retards.


"No" is emphasized here for what reason? And why is "Idiots" capitalized? Were you translating from German?

Both of the above are wrong they are the stuff you find at the bottom of the mayonaisse jar.


Wow. Just...wow. Glass house...stones...


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Postby Zankou » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:22 pm

It wasn't St_JB, it was Duke and I.

And I noticed in the first post, it says "YOUR ALL STUPID"

Refer to lesson one.

You+are=You're.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:16 pm

Zankou wrote:It wasn't St_JB, it was Duke and I.

Hey, I pointed out the apostrophe misuse.

Tsk, tsk--that's the 2nd time this week, Zankou. :D

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Postby Zankou » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:55 am

Yes, but we had already extended the critique, so he was extending on our extension.

Besides, you are not licensed for Naziing.
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Postby Duke » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:42 am

Zankou wrote:Besides, you are not licensed for Naziing.


I don't know, I think the Saint is good material for a Grammar Nazi, might need a little work, though. :wink:


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Postby Zankou » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:09 am

Ya, but as of right now, he isn't licensed.

If I had to do the 45 page licensing test, so does he, damnit!
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:51 pm

but he is the saint of pretty much everything if Saint John the Blasphemist wants to be a grammer nazi (and only FSM knows why anyone would want to be a grammer nazi) then he is a grammer nazi
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:35 pm

Hey I've been practicing apostrophe naziism for years!! Don't tell me I don't have a licence. I'm the Apsotrophe Fuhrer!!

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Postby Duke » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:18 pm

Okay, you can be Comandant o Apostrophes, I'm Grammer Nazi in Chief (Fuhrer if you will), and Zan is Vice Fuhrer.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:20 pm

Cool.

Vice Fuhrer.

Cool.

And, like I said, we use the swastika like the one in my avatar, because of the accuracy thing.

Vice Fuhrer...cool.
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Tue May 01, 2007 9:48 am

It's never cool to be a Grammar Nazi that's like saying it's cool to be a neo-nazi
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Postby BlackFridayxRule » Tue May 01, 2007 10:44 am

I hate when people cry about stuff because they think that just because people start something and no one invited them that they should ruin it for everyone else, which you failled to do anyway.

i suggest you go crawl into a corner and do some rediscovering, but not of electricity, but of your inner-self.
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Tue May 01, 2007 11:36 am

nicely put fellow pirate of black in the name
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Postby Zankou » Tue May 01, 2007 5:18 pm

At least she capitalized hers.


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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Tue May 01, 2007 6:42 pm

Oooo, can I stab him? Pleeeaaaasssseeee???
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