A sad day for Piratin'.
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- The Good Reverend Roger
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A sad day for Piratin'.
We at the Subgenius Center for Pirate Studiesâ„¢ have made a startling discovery.
To our horror, we have conclusively proven that cowboys > ninjas > pirates.
It seems that pirates cannot pursue ninjas to their mountain strongholds, but for every pirate captain walking the poop deck, there is room for 50 ninjas in his shadow.
Conversely, ninjas are powerless against cowboys, because there are no shadows at high noon.
But all hope is not lost. We are currently working on a pirate ship with huge wheels installed on it to allow raids on the lairs of these nefarious pajama-wearing freaks. And after that, it's off to Tombstone, to teach those friggin' cowboys a lesson they'll never forget.
Or kill me.
TGRR,
Arrrrrrh!
To our horror, we have conclusively proven that cowboys > ninjas > pirates.
It seems that pirates cannot pursue ninjas to their mountain strongholds, but for every pirate captain walking the poop deck, there is room for 50 ninjas in his shadow.
Conversely, ninjas are powerless against cowboys, because there are no shadows at high noon.
But all hope is not lost. We are currently working on a pirate ship with huge wheels installed on it to allow raids on the lairs of these nefarious pajama-wearing freaks. And after that, it's off to Tombstone, to teach those friggin' cowboys a lesson they'll never forget.
Or kill me.
TGRR,
Arrrrrrh!
Editor in chief of "SHUT UP", The American Journal of Misanthropy.
Or kill me.

Or kill me.
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AAARRRR the never endin debate about Pirates and Ninjas...it reminds o the toim I recruited a Ninja to me crew whilst on a voyage to South China Seas. He was impressive in his black garments, the silk made no sound as he moved like a cat through the darkness. He ate virtually nothing which bolstered his health against the rest of me Scurvy crew. He climbed the rigging like a spider, and pounced on his adversaries like a hawk. It seemed like he never slept, always awake, always alert, his nerves of steel ready to thwart any foe.
We had to get rid of im though...his peg leg made such a racket ye could hear im comin a mile off!
We had to get rid of im though...his peg leg made such a racket ye could hear im comin a mile off!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Chew
What appens if ye crosses a Pit Bull Terrier wiv a Ninja?
Ye gets a very chewed up Ninja!
Ye gets a very chewed up Ninja!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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YArrrrrr...
I'm getting bad thoughts of a pitbull in the act of crossing. I feel sorry for the ninjas leg.
I'm getting bad thoughts of a pitbull in the act of crossing. I feel sorry for the ninjas leg.
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brodieboy wrote:Our research found a little different:
Ninjas > Pirates
Cowboys > Ninjas
Pirates > Cowboys (except in space. No-one beats Spike Spiegel)
It's like paper-scissors-rock, with no one team able to claim total victory.
I found that
Elf > (Ninja=Pirate=) > Cowboys
Ninja + Pirate=Ninja-Pirate
FSM > (Ninja-Pirate = Elf) > everything else
This after 600 years of research.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Italy
You don't come from Italy do you mate? It's just that someone else we know off the Pirate Board had a penchant for unfathomable formulae. 

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
YArrrr...
Tis true Zankou, beware of swapping threads with E.Raser, yewl do yer head in trying to understand 'im.
Tis true Zankou, beware of swapping threads with E.Raser, yewl do yer head in trying to understand 'im.
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DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Tis true Zankou, beware of swapping threads with E.Raser, yewl do yer head in trying to understand 'im.
Yeah I used to think that this was due to the whole language barrier thing, but I've come to realize that its based on something far deeper!
Wouldn't mind hanging out with him though, as long as I had me some strong psychedelics!
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E Razer alive?
I think I may have found him!
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