10,000 (more) Commandments
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10,000 (more) Commandments
10,000 Thou shalt not take politics into account when deciding the fate of a cool thread.
9999 Thou shalt revive cool threads
9998 Thou shalt add commandments in a descending order from this one until the commandments reacheth zero, in which case thou shalt start from scratch, unless someone hath a better idea.
9999 Thou shalt revive cool threads
9998 Thou shalt add commandments in a descending order from this one until the commandments reacheth zero, in which case thou shalt start from scratch, unless someone hath a better idea.

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
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- Pol Pot
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9995 Though shalt not wait till the last second to let everyone know you're careening towards a giant iceberg, even if your ship is said to be unsinkable...
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
- The Good Reverend Roger
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9992 Thou shalt preserve the order of this thread.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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- The Good Reverend Roger
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- St John the Blasphemist
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9987: Thou shalt not expect to claim thy donations on thy tax return this year if thou hath not maileth'd them before June 30.

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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9986: Thou shalt not leave religious pamphlets as your tip after meals.
9985: Thou shalt not talk on a cell phone while the waiter stands there waiting on you.
9984: Thou shalt not wear small bathing suits in public if thee are overweight.
9983: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.
9982: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.
9981: Thou shalt not make Die Hard sequals PG-13
9980: Thal shalt not put a portable hole inside another portable hole. (If you get this you're a huge nerd)
9985: Thou shalt not talk on a cell phone while the waiter stands there waiting on you.
9984: Thou shalt not wear small bathing suits in public if thee are overweight.
9983: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.
9982: Thou shalt not talk about fight club.
9981: Thou shalt not make Die Hard sequals PG-13
9980: Thal shalt not put a portable hole inside another portable hole. (If you get this you're a huge nerd)
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
- St John the Blasphemist
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9979: Thou shalt praise ACME for selling the portable hole to the Coyote

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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9977 Thou shall not spit on Lemmie at a Motorhead concert (if thou doth value thine teeth)
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
- ken worley
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9975
(ooohh 75 that was a good year...er, 1775 I mean)
If thy be-est a Civil servant thow shalst hidest thine dullness under a bushell.
(ooohh 75 that was a good year...er, 1775 I mean)
If thy be-est a Civil servant thow shalst hidest thine dullness under a bushell.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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