What year did the FSM create the world?
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What year did the FSM create the world?
I know that scripture states that it was created in four days, but when?
I propose that it was in 1970 (meaning that it would currently be year 37 in His Noodly Calendar). Anybody that claims to have lived before then is a liar and a heretic.
Any thoughts?
I propose that it was in 1970 (meaning that it would currently be year 37 in His Noodly Calendar). Anybody that claims to have lived before then is a liar and a heretic.
Any thoughts?
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That doesn't actually answer my question. He revealed himself to Bobby Henderson in 2005, but He created the Universe before that- otherwise, Henderson wouldn't have existed. And while I understand that the Universe has been around since He created it, we do need some sort of labels for our dinosaur fossils, so I would like an answer. (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/11/not_a_trivial_e.html)
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According to the religion of unix, the world was created Thursday Jan 1, 1970 UTC, pretends that life existed all the way back to 20:45:52 UTC on December 13, 1901, and, baring reconsideration, will conveniently end 03:14:07 UTC on Tuesday, January 19, 2038. While some insist that the past failures of the human race do not predict future failures, and are requesting a 9,223,372,036,854,775,739 year extension, others point out that yes they do, FOAD.
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What year...
I would assume that He created the Universe in year 1
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It seems all the evidence points towards 1970.
Let's not forget that He would have, of course, created the memories of everyone in such a way that they believed that the world has been around forever. Much the same way that he created the stars and the light already in route (like He'd be waiting around a few million years for the night to grow brighter. Please).
Anything missed in the first pass would get correction in real-time as His noodly appendage would invisibly and gently nudge the evidence to make it match our perceptions.
Let's not forget that He would have, of course, created the memories of everyone in such a way that they believed that the world has been around forever. Much the same way that he created the stars and the light already in route (like He'd be waiting around a few million years for the night to grow brighter. Please).
Anything missed in the first pass would get correction in real-time as His noodly appendage would invisibly and gently nudge the evidence to make it match our perceptions.
I must disagree with the above.
The world was created 5,001 years ago.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly says "Five thousand years ago: The Beginning. The Flying Spaghetti Monster. . . " This is found on page 51 of the Gospel which was copyrighted in 2006. The remainder of the next couple of pages goes on to describe in detail how creation was managed, rather poorly IMHO.
The fact that it was not revealed to Bobby, Pasta be upon his plate, until recently isn't relevant.
Clearly the question has now been answered.
The world was created 5,001 years ago.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly says "Five thousand years ago: The Beginning. The Flying Spaghetti Monster. . . " This is found on page 51 of the Gospel which was copyrighted in 2006. The remainder of the next couple of pages goes on to describe in detail how creation was managed, rather poorly IMHO.
The fact that it was not revealed to Bobby, Pasta be upon his plate, until recently isn't relevant.
Clearly the question has now been answered.
Re: What year did the FSM create the world?
thegoddessofbob wrote:I know that scripture states that it was created in four days, but when?
I propose that it was in 1970 (meaning that it would currently be year 37 in His Noodly Calendar). Anybody that claims to have lived before then is a liar and a heretic.
Any thoughts?
I understand there is a lot of conflicting evidence here however it would seem logical to me that FSM finished creating the world last thursday evening, any evidence to the contrary would most likely be Him tinkering with the BBS to make it look that way.
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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?
No one really knows. He got drunk afterwards.
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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?
I propose that it is, in fact the 37th year on His(?) Noodly Greatness' calendar, but, every year on His(?) calendar is 122702702.7027027 years on the Gregorian calendar (yes, i took the time to do the math). 

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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?
The FSM created the world in year 0 A.M.V. (Anno Macaronoteras Volatile, in the Year of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
I don't know when that was, or what year we are in now.
I don't know when that was, or what year we are in now.

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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?
First, you must note that time is an arbitrary concept. I would say that the FSM did not create the universe in a particular year, but created it at the beginning of duration.
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SandyHook wrote:I must disagree with the above.
The world was created 5,001 years ago.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly says "Five thousand years ago: The Beginning. The Flying Spaghetti Monster. . . " This is found on page 51 of the Gospel which was copyrighted in 2006. The remainder of the next couple of pages goes on to describe in detail how creation was managed, rather poorly IMHO.
The fact that it was not revealed to Bobby, Pasta be upon his plate, until recently isn't relevant.
Clearly the question has now been answered.
If it's in the Gospel, I believe it. These are the worlds of the Noodly Lord, transmited to us by that book. Henderson was clearly inspired by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to write it.
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