AVAST YE LANLUBBERS ! Pirate Translashun Tred

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AVAST YE LANLUBBERS ! Pirate Translashun Tred

Postby ChowMein » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:46 pm

Ahoy Mateys !

Sum mateys bin in sin you aten sum posts mahbe hARR ta sigh for !?

Soze ears a tred dat be wot fer a pie rat kin ansir ye queries...loike....

Whut dud dat meen ???

Hello to those new to pirate speak ! Insert word , phrase , sentence or post that you are not certain of .
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Y'all be careful now with your words , watchmen be about . YARRRRR!
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Lost in Translation

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:04 am

Hi matey can you translate the following into 'Pirate Speak' for me:

'You really are a most annoying Frenchman.'
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:37 am

Yebbe da moist ah knawin frog pirat
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Francine

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:31 pm

Excellent, and what about:

How much is a half an hour with Francine the Flagellator? I am feeling frisky this good evening.
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:41 pm

Ow mitch fer havour wit Frannie ? Sumfing cum up .
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Lingo

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:34 pm

ARRRRR...Brilliant, I hopes ye don't charge by the hour fer this foine service!

I'm off to Madame Fifi's ta try out me new lingo...
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Postby OZ_Nick » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:19 pm

Avaarrrsssttt there ye blaggards!

Bart, ye be leavin Francine the Flagellator be. she's mine Oi sez, all mine!

Ye can 'ave a session wiv Mistress Maxine, or Sultry Sue, Oi don't mind, but ye be leavin Francine alone....
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Postby The Black Spot » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:46 am

Arrr, Mr Translator.

When yer mutinous crew 'as cast ye adrift in an open boat, how does ye say

Crikey, this is a bit of a rum do! I'll see that you're all severely punished for this!
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Try

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:28 am

ARRR I be sure ye'll get an official answer from the teacher...but I'd loik ta try out wot I has learned so far on this one...here goes:

Oil hav at ye, ye've scuppered me wit a rotn bugget an twil b tha plank fer t lot o ye's if'n oy catch ye's yer bastids!
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:28 pm

Ye lads be token ear loikes docs ta wadder !

Ye oughts tebbe! Sins ye bees wunz dat ponzabell fur dis!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:11 pm

Arr-oha..CM, mah bruddah..whuzzis "ponzabell" kine stuff, eh? us kanaka-haole (cannolis, ya..) onna "Weeping Pustule" know it ALLUS be da "udda guyz" wot did da deed in kwezztchun..(in fac' it prolly be Theophrastus "udda guy" Von Twerp-und-Tvit..dat buggah sure do get ARRRound..)..
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Postby Pachyderm » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:31 pm

What be the proper piratespeak fer "Get off my trunk, you drunken idiot"

Oi usully jest knifes 'em, see.
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Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:01 am

YArrrrr...

Pachy, Oi jest point a deck cannon at em and light the fuse. Ifs they don't get off in toime, the ole 'Kaboom removal service' will do the rest.
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Postby ChowMein » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:38 pm

Pachyderm wrote:What be the proper piratespeak fer "Get off my trunk, you drunken idiot"





Git uff ! ARRRRRRrrr.... accompanied with scowling .
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Postby Pachyderm » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:42 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...

Pachy, Oi jest point a deck cannon at em and light the fuse. Ifs they don't get off in toime, the ole 'Kaboom removal service' will do the rest.


Oi isn't allowed near the guns any more. I keeps shootin' holes in the hull, trying ter hit them bleedin' mouses. Me Master Gunner gets all tetchy, loike. An' as he is a much shot than Oi ever was, Oi'd loike ter keep 'im in me crew.

Now there's dirty big cutlass gashes in all the decks, though.
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