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- St John the Blasphemist
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9906: Thou shalt not kicketh up a stink when somone showeth up at thy Sound Of Music theme party clad in nazi regalia, for thou shalt truly expose thyself as a dumbshite worthy of the label ignoramus.

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
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- Pol Pot
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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9903: Thou shalt not reference esoteric things without later explaing them to those who ask.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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9900: Thou shalst not go out whilst 'Match of the day' is on.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- St John the Blasphemist
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9899: When thou picketh up thy takeaway from thy local Vietnamese restaurant, thou shalt maketh sure the food thou grabbeth belongeth to thee, for thou shalt surely perish from my wrath because thou madeth me wait for another 10 minutes whilst they cook'd another meal for me!!

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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- St John the Blasphemist
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9897: Thou shalt not design shirts with sleeves that require adjusting whilst ironing. Thou shalt design them so the entire sleeve may layeth down flat so one can ironeth them with minimal effort.

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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9896: Though shalt not package a product in such a way that the packaging uses more material than the product itself.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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- Rainswept
- Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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9895: Thou shalt learn the how to solve thine own problems, rather than moaning that "something should be done" about them.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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9895a: Thou shalt not say "Someone should write a letter!" Thou shalt write the damn thing thyself if thou art so damn concerned.

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.
- Pol Pot
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- Rainswept
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Sheylara wrote:9894: Thou shalt send me lots of money cos I'm broke! =)
Just take it from that cash register

9893: Thou shalt return things thee borrow in a reasonable amount of time, without making the lender beg for them.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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