The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
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Sense
Mercury...Fish Head Stew...medium sized secrets...pink dresses...
It's all beginning to make sense now...
It's all beginning to make sense now...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Heracles
I've been to Heracleon and Heracles wasn't in!
Quote: Extraordinary strength, courage, ingenuity, and sexual prowess with both males and females were among his characteristics!
Probably just as well then!
Quote: Extraordinary strength, courage, ingenuity, and sexual prowess with both males and females were among his characteristics!
Probably just as well then!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Rowan Redbeard wrote:How long does it take for a gentleman pirate to get a cup of tea in this place? Do I need to draw my sword and threaten to cut off pasta shaped portions of people's anatomy?
Yarr! Sorry 'bout that Cap'n Redbeard. Oi 'ave sent me cabin boy out ter get sum tea, we don't get much call fer it in 'ere. But don't worry, why not 'ave a Captain's Delight XO on the house, while ye wait?
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OZ_Nick wrote:Yarr! Sorry 'bout that Cap'n Redbeard. Oi 'ave sent me cabin boy out ter get sum tea, we don't get much call fer it in 'ere. But don't worry, why not 'ave a Captain's Delight XO on the house, while ye wait?
Because I like my stomach lining the way it is?
I do appreciate the offer, my good ape, but if I am to keep my reputation as a gentleman pirate, I must avoid those things that would make me ungentlemanly.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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That depends. Which is fuzzier, the bread or the cow?
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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ARR-oha..oi fink hit depends on whichevah gots da shave first..no mattah, they be chewwwwwwwy..& dey sez noice t'ings abaht ya, too..
(hummery-ous pyratickal-toipe pause...)
cuz they be "complimentARRRy" sannawedges, don' ya know...
*hoo hoo hoo snork blurkkk ahahahaha*
(hummery-ous pyratickal-toipe pause...)
cuz they be "complimentARRRy" sannawedges, don' ya know...
*hoo hoo hoo snork blurkkk ahahahaha*
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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ARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Not that word!
I have to look it up in the style guide every time I come across it to remember how we've decided to spell it in our publications!
Now I REALLY need that tea.
Not that word!
I have to look it up in the style guide every time I come across it to remember how we've decided to spell it in our publications!
Now I REALLY need that tea.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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<Enter Tangerra, clasping ice pack to head and wearing early prototype of sunglasses. Trips over threshold, flicks hair over shoulder >
Evenin' gents, ye scurvy, swarthy, scabby swabs, all of yez.
That was some rip snortin' riot surely woz! You Portsmouthians do surely know how to party it up. Toothless Kate has confined herself to her bunk and is still snorin' it off. A good brawl like that will keep her happy for a while, smilin like a baby she was when last I saw her, all gums and slobber as ever woz.
I'll have a hair o' the dog, a dozen raw eggs, some worchestershire sauce and three Captain's Delights for a chaser. I'll be right as rain again in a jiffy
What ho, Rowan Redbeard! Still tryin' to get a cuppa are ye!
Evenin' gents, ye scurvy, swarthy, scabby swabs, all of yez.
That was some rip snortin' riot surely woz! You Portsmouthians do surely know how to party it up. Toothless Kate has confined herself to her bunk and is still snorin' it off. A good brawl like that will keep her happy for a while, smilin like a baby she was when last I saw her, all gums and slobber as ever woz.
I'll have a hair o' the dog, a dozen raw eggs, some worchestershire sauce and three Captain's Delights for a chaser. I'll be right as rain again in a jiffy
What ho, Rowan Redbeard! Still tryin' to get a cuppa are ye!
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Aye, Tangie, that I am. I fear that the cabin boy sent to aquire my beverage was waylaid by buccaneers of some sort.
But now that you are here, things are looking up.
But now that you are here, things are looking up.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Arrr, I remembers tea.
It be a fine drink fer a Saturday night. We all has a dozen bottles o' Captain's Delight each, an' then we calls for pipin' hot tea.
Then we has the "Yard of Tea" contest.
Gripper Wilson once did a yard o' boiling hot darjeeling in 3.4 seconds. I won't mention what happened at T plus 3.5 seconds, but lets just say that the red flock wallpaper ain't all that it seems.
It be a fine drink fer a Saturday night. We all has a dozen bottles o' Captain's Delight each, an' then we calls for pipin' hot tea.
Then we has the "Yard of Tea" contest.
Gripper Wilson once did a yard o' boiling hot darjeeling in 3.4 seconds. I won't mention what happened at T plus 3.5 seconds, but lets just say that the red flock wallpaper ain't all that it seems.
Yarrr, Jonkins yer lazy no-good rapscallion. Didyer 'ave ter go ter Indeearr ter get the tea? Wot took yer so long? Iffen Eye be findin owt yer been up ter Madam Fifi's it'll be the barrel fer ye tonight, make no mestake!
Now there, Cap'n Redbeard a nice hot cup o' Earl Grey wiv a slice o' lemon and sum olde English shortbread.
Mr Spot, Oi assume ye'll be 'avin a pint o' yer usual - Captain's Delight XO?
Now there, Cap'n Redbeard a nice hot cup o' Earl Grey wiv a slice o' lemon and sum olde English shortbread.
Mr Spot, Oi assume ye'll be 'avin a pint o' yer usual - Captain's Delight XO?
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