Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
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- tanguerra
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Oh dear! I seem to have dropped my hanky! I wonder if anyone will be able to come to my assistance. I feel a trifle faint from the fatigue and worry of it all!
Arrggh! Fair sticks in me craw an' all - but I must get inter trainin'.
Arrggh! Fair sticks in me craw an' all - but I must get inter trainin'.
Aaarrrrgggh!
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Don't forget, when they bend over to pick up your hankie, you're not allowed to smack them on the head and steal their wallets.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
My word, I forgot to wear my plaid vest this morning. If I spend too long in this cold air and I may catch a chill.
Good Sir, can you please direct me to the nearest tavern, where I may sip a stiff old brandy to warm my insides.
Good Sir, can you please direct me to the nearest tavern, where I may sip a stiff old brandy to warm my insides.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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I say madam! Is that cad causing you some distress?
Come here, sir! I'll have you know I was the boxing champion for my final year at Oxford, if you do not appologise immediately to the fair lady, I shall be forced to teach you a lesson in good manners you will not soon forget.
Come here, sir! I'll have you know I was the boxing champion for my final year at Oxford, if you do not appologise immediately to the fair lady, I shall be forced to teach you a lesson in good manners you will not soon forget.
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Ye may knowe mee better as Cap'n Bluenose
Ye may knowe mee better as Cap'n Bluenose
- black bart
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Oooook
The 'Ooook' let that fine diatribe down somewhat...might I also point out that one's face appears to have been pummelled by a very large frying untensil.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Good heavens old chap. If you speak in such wanton fashion, I shall give you a good punch up the hooter.
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- black bart
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Beard
Belay that ye...er...Put down your fistycuffs for I will not strike a lady, even one who sports a fine beard like yourself. Pray tell me, did one purchase ones garments of finest pink silk at Fortnam and Mason's or at Harrods?
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- The Black Spot
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- black bart
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Yoghurt
I confess to be a little startled at the quantities of yoghurt which seem to be floating around our fine metropolis. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not a useful cure for Thrush? If this is indeed the case may I venture to suggest the administration of said youghurt at Lady Fifi's, er, Finishing School for Girls.
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- black bart
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Nuts
Good heavens...I'm not a medical man but...how long did one spend at Lady Fifi's establishment? Half an hour there is, so I am reliably informed, enough to make the walnut fall of anyone's Whip!
Either that or you are suffering from a Nut alergy.
Either that or you are suffering from a Nut alergy.
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- The Black Spot
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Re: Nuts
black bart wrote:
Either that or you are suffering from a Nut alergy.
Luckily, that is not one of my afflictions.
However, a poor young lady from Madame Fifi's told me that she has a violent sneezing fit if a nut comes within a few inches of her face.
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