Worst movie ever made...
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Worst movie ever made...
My first thought is ....
The Wicker Man. (2006)
I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..
The Wicker Man. (2006)
I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..
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Endless Love (1981)
Flashdance (1983)
Lair of the White Worm (1988)
Flashdance (1983)
Lair of the White Worm (1988)

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The Gift (2000)
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
I agree with the choice of Wicker Man, but not with Flashdance.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
I agree with the choice of Wicker Man, but not with Flashdance.
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This thread was made for me. You might as well stop now, because I win. If you don't believe me, IMDb any of these titles. From best to worst:
Howard the Duck (1986)
The Blood of Heroes (1989)
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (1964)
Rhinestone (1984)
Castle Freak (1995)
I'm just getting warmed up, kids.
Howard the Duck (1986)
The Blood of Heroes (1989)
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (1964)
Rhinestone (1984)
Castle Freak (1995)
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Now now, this isn't a list of terrible movies, it's a list of the one (or perhaps 2-3) that you consider to be the absolute cream of the crop worst!
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Rainswept wrote:Now now, this isn't a list of terrible movies, it's a list of the one (or perhaps 2-3) that you consider to be the absolute cream of the crop worst!
No fair changing the rules just because you're losing. Besides:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen was "It's Pat!" based upon the SNL sketch of same name. Horrible horrible movie.
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Rainswept wrote:I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..
Taidje Khan wrote:Battlefield Earth (2000)
One down!
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Rainswept wrote:Rainswept wrote:I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..Taidje Khan wrote:Battlefield Earth (2000)
One down!
Hey, the other one isn't Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) is it? I'm just guessing.
Seriously, I don't think anybody can keep up with me on this subject.
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Bad films
Baggy wrote:Robot Monster (1953) & Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) are classic bad movies. Spiceworld and Gigli were fairly awful I heard.
Everyone should watch Plan 9...it's so bad, it's good...if you know what I mean. The Creeping Terror is even worse, if that's possible.
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