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Dan(da haole guy)
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:19 pm

YARR..i tried to get my special chav name & it hoicked at me!

TPBM believes it's still all about "bling in the da funk..bling in da noize.."
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:03 am

In a blinding, deafening way

YPBM needs no bling, their shining (fill in the blank) is blinding

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:05 am

Paleness, I believe, is the word you are looking for.

TPBM tans until they are a rich red.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby farfalla » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:20 am

Scarlet, I believe, is the word you are looking for

TPBM's desk companion is a huge thesauresis, (spelling ? - miss, miss my dictionary)

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:21 am

I've done away with it and moved to the online thesaurus at dictionary.com.

TPBM has done away with my Last Post.
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Postby farfalla » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:33 am

Tis safe, waiting for your return

TPBM safe and scores

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:35 am

Safe, scored, and going to bed.

TPBM will dream of me, drinking tea and sailing along in the Whistling Kettle as I fire loaded questions at shallow ideas.
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Postby farfalla » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:13 am

(already for bed - one last sally)

Not just your ship, tea and eruditedness in those dreams

TPBM has a bumper sticker supporting peeing in the shower
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black bart
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Postby black bart » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:14 am

Arrrrrrrrrr...tis an easy loif bein a Pirate...nothin loik a pee in the Ocean, warms up the briny nicely!

Talkin of bad habits TPBM: is a big fan of Picasso
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:44 am

My favorite is his painting of a flounder, with one eye on each side of its head.

TPBM ends every disagreement by dropping pants, defecating, smearing the feces about the room, then angrily storming out.
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Postby Jean Bart » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:27 am

Not anymore: someone hid my pants the last time I did that.

TPBM is too polite to be honest.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:34 pm

you're a very discerning person..& i respect your coping strategy for anger management issues..

TPBM is, even as i post this, looking for their hip boots..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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black bart
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Postby black bart » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:10 am

Arrrrgh...found em at last:

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TPBM is a sandwich short of a picnic
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:29 pm

But I've got an extra watermelon.

TPBM is a noodle short of a serving of pasta.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Dan(da haole guy)
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:44 pm

huh? wha..? oh, er..want some sauce? i gots extra!!

TPBM wants to be saucy, but lacks the jalapenos to pull it off..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..


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